Clubbers of the Week

Straight outta Paris fashion week

Hair goals

"He's behind you!"

Practising for Halloween already?

Have I ever told you how good your ears smell?

Third wheel from the third dimension

Yep sorry can I just squeeze through thanks sorry

Remind me who the DJ is here?

Careful mate you don't want to get those rhinestones wet

Tbh at least he's prepared himself for spillages

The blank stare of someone used to this kind of abuse

Can we just pause to appreciate that this guy came to Cab Vol on crutches

Poor aim, but a gold star for effort and enthusiasm

Never be afraid to pick something out of your teeth in the club girls x

Why wait until you get home?

I am confused

I call this one the t-rex

And this is the pufferfish

Gonna start wrapping string around my head on nights out from now on

If you're reading I like your t-shirt

I sense someone is hiding his face for a reason

What do you MEAN you've run out of VKs?

Only came for the free ice lollies

Those dark circles say it all really

Spot of heartburn?

When you realise your mate's been sick down his shirt

Friendship goals

An impressive collection of slogan tops

I mean if you close your eyes it's almost like you're in the Caribbean

Peace and VKs

Don't YOU try anything next

Waft a bin bag in the air like you just don't care

Feisty one you are

Next week we start a new category: DJ booth invader of the week

He would be runner up

Proof that you can't imitate the greats

What? Is that really it? Why did they choose me as the last picture?