
Clubbers of the Week
Showcasing the best nostril-kissers, girl bands and dad-dancers in the Edinburgh club scene
Gather round, everyone.
Yes, it's time for Clubbers of the Week. What a time to be alive.
This week's offering bring to you some new, exciting categories, along with some of the old goldies which are ready to blow your mind.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and this week's edition will ultimately change your life.
So, without any further ado…
Hero of the Week

Obviously referring to the good soul who whipped out the FAB
Heroine of the Week

Zero fucks given, love this person
Photobomb of the Week

Apple rumbled
Awkward Clubbers of the Week

Met in their first seminar, reunited at WhyNot: VERY AWKWARD

I LIKE YOUR T SHIRT, DO YOU LIKE VANS?????

So when hugging someone…what, I just, like this???
WTF of the Week

Pal, there are vegans in here
Third-Wheel of the Week

What we have here is a VERY proud friend
Third-Wheel of the Week – Runners Up

Cute

Let's av a photo then!!!

LET MEEEEEEEEEE IN
Wankers of the Week

From left to right: Aaron, Jonty and Paul
Mutants of the Week

Well deserved
Mutant of the Week – Runners Up

Probs had head rush after this piccy was taken
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

I wish I knew what was going on here
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Runners Up

Ffs I don't like Nobbly Bobbly's

He deffo just got the saxophone confiscated

Someone give that guy a hug (when you see it)
Boy Band of the Week

Louis Walsh would LOVE these guys
Boy Band of the Week – Runners Up

Definitely saw these boys in the X Factor semi-final

Used to be 1D, now I'm out free
Girl Band of the Week

HAIM??? IS THAT YOU???
Girl Band of the Week – Runners Up

PLAY SHOUT OUT TO MY EX!!!
17 Year-Olds of the Week

16, 16, at a push 17
17 Year-Olds of the Week – Runners Up

The photographer cropped out the alcoholic drink tokens

Someone let the bouncers know that there's three lads in here with firearms

And/or the sixth form couple of the week
"Thumbs Up Friends" of the Week

friend

new car friend

oh, he's just some guy

You get the idea

This really is a perfectly executed thumbs up

Mate, what are you doing, you know that's my pose
DJ Booth-Invaders of the Week

Knew he'd bloody do that, typical

Can I have a go, please?
Dad-Dancer of the Week

The most endearing club photo I've ever seen
Best of the Rest

Someone took a poo in the LED room AGAIN

Please be my friend

There's so much going on in this photo

I hope I'm right in assuming that the photographer stopped for quick selfie

TOP BRANDING

Having the time of their lives

The mum of the group out on the town

Before I say goodbye, I'm going to kiss your nostrils
Thanks for tuning in, see you next time.
Credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson // Empirical
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay