Clubbers of the Week
Showcasing the best nostril-kissers, girl bands and dad-dancers in the Edinburgh club scene
Will LangstonGather round, everyone.
Yes, it's time for Clubbers of the Week. What a time to be alive.
This week's offering bring to you some new, exciting categories, along with some of the old goldies which are ready to blow your mind.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and this week's edition will ultimately change your life.
So, without any further ado…
Hero of the Week
Obviously referring to the good soul who whipped out the FAB
Heroine of the Week
Zero fucks given, love this person
Photobomb of the Week
Apple rumbled
Awkward Clubbers of the Week
Met in their first seminar, reunited at WhyNot: VERY AWKWARD
I LIKE YOUR T SHIRT, DO YOU LIKE VANS?????
So when hugging someone…what, I just, like this???
WTF of the Week
Pal, there are vegans in here
Third-Wheel of the Week
What we have here is a VERY proud friend
Third-Wheel of the Week – Runners Up
Cute
Let's av a photo then!!!
LET MEEEEEEEEEE IN
Wankers of the Week
From left to right: Aaron, Jonty and Paul
Mutants of the Week
Well deserved
Mutant of the Week – Runners Up
Probs had head rush after this piccy was taken
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
I wish I knew what was going on here
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Runners Up
Ffs I don't like Nobbly Bobbly's
He deffo just got the saxophone confiscated
Someone give that guy a hug (when you see it)
Boy Band of the Week
Louis Walsh would LOVE these guys
Boy Band of the Week – Runners Up
Definitely saw these boys in the X Factor semi-final
Used to be 1D, now I'm out free
Girl Band of the Week
HAIM??? IS THAT YOU???
Girl Band of the Week – Runners Up
PLAY SHOUT OUT TO MY EX!!!
17 Year-Olds of the Week
16, 16, at a push 17
17 Year-Olds of the Week – Runners Up
The photographer cropped out the alcoholic drink tokens
Someone let the bouncers know that there's three lads in here with firearms
And/or the sixth form couple of the week
"Thumbs Up Friends" of the Week
friend
new car friend
oh, he's just some guy
You get the idea
This really is a perfectly executed thumbs up
Mate, what are you doing, you know that's my pose
DJ Booth-Invaders of the Week
Knew he'd bloody do that, typical
Can I have a go, please?
Dad-Dancer of the Week
The most endearing club photo I've ever seen
Best of the Rest
Someone took a poo in the LED room AGAIN
Please be my friend
There's so much going on in this photo
I hope I'm right in assuming that the photographer stopped for quick selfie
TOP BRANDING
Having the time of their lives
The mum of the group out on the town
Before I say goodbye, I'm going to kiss your nostrils
Thanks for tuning in, see you next time.
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Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson // Empirical
Neil Stewart
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