Edi’s Clubbers of the Week
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Leti Batista CabanasYou've done it again. Clicked on the article while you were midway through a paragraph, for an essay due two days from now. That's fine, though, you deserve a break, so sit down and indulge in this week's display of public humiliation- no guilt, just scrolling.
Though there is only a limited amount of spaces on this week’s post, all of you that braced the cold should be congratulated, snowed in as we are with deadlines – to drag yourself out of bed, let alone your flat, to hit the freezing streets in crop tops and tees is a commendable effort. Bonus points if you managed to drag one or two flatmates out with you – your commitment to the city and all it has to offer is truly admirable. Though it must be said that this week held more wankers than heroes, all of the cheekiest pics are here for you to enjoy .
Stunner of the Week
I'll put a spell on ya
Runners Up
Those smizesss
Can't keep his eyes off – neither can I!
Triple STUN
Hero of the Week
A passion 4 fashion
Runners Up
When you and your flatmates are on the absolute same wavelength
Double trouble boy
Double double trouble boys
Heroine of the Week
Get those in girl, get those in
Legendary behaviour
Glass in one hand, bottle in the other, making the most of the night
The staging of this pic is what makes it
Mutant of the Week
Airstrip THIS WAY!
Runners Up
That face is the price you pay for a good boogie
Like i said, a good boogie
WTF of the Week
The real WTF is whatever was going on behind the camera
Runners Up
Mmm, club stench
When the ride says 5ft and over and you're 4'9"
"You like samurai swords, I like baseball."
Creeper of the Week
Though it is a well known fact that the limits of personal space get blurred when clubbing, there is such thing as too close
Runners Up
Taken 5 seconds before his ear got snatched
Life in the shadows
Third Wheel of the Week
The happiest a third wheel has ever been!
Wanker of the Week
Why so hostile?
Runners Up
Everyone loves a lil bit of cultural appropriation
The bigger the logo the bigger the wanker
It's the nonchalant shot pose…
Album Cover of the Week
She was an X Factor finalist in 2016, she lost to a shit boyband she was better than, and this is her first studio album !
Runners Up
Alright Kenny G
The boyband the previous girl lost to?
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
When your friend tries to snake on you but you catch her on her way out
Runners Up
They ask for Kanye but he's feeling more Simon & Garfunkel
That tentative first whine when it's midnight and you want to drag your friend back home with you
Best of the Rest
Looking like the final shot of an artsy film
Milk, the ideal first date spot
When BAD GIRLS comes on and you and your bestie have a rehearsed routine ready
Lil rest
David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk
Neil Stewart – Shh
James Gourlay – Jujus
‘All right-minded people will share my horror’: Sir Peter Mathieson on the Israel-Gaza conflict
Lauren McDougall‘Any student or staff member found to be supporting Hamas will be in breach of UK law’
Are you really an Edi Uni student if you haven’t done these embarrassing things?
Jamie CalderWe’ve all been there but does that really make you feel better?
Milly Angel
Maina Flintham Hjelde
14 things only Scottish students at Edi will understand
Romy BatesA superiority complex about not having to pay tuition fees xo
Students and staff protest at launch of ‘virulently transphobic’ book hosted by Edinburgh Uni
Mila GreshamThe university deny claims of ‘shocking reports of physical abuse’ at the protest
A day in the life of a Master’s student at Edinburgh
Emily SpeakeAre postgrads really so different to everyone else?
How to survive your next Hinge first date in Edi
Beatrice RaffaLet’s leave the ghosts behind for the tourists and brave the dating scene!
Georgie Hayley
If you relate to at least 15/25 of these things then you’re a Marchmont girly
Marchmont girly isn’t a postcode, it’s a state of mind
A rundown of Edinburgh’s best LGBTQ nightlife
Satisfy the post freshers’ blues with one of these iconic queer spots
Six reasons that prove Marchmont is the best student area in Edinburgh
Mia SiitonenNew Town? I don’t want to hear it
Eight of the best Edi date spots in time for cuffing season
We’ve done hot girl summer, now it’s time for nauseating couple winter
10 reflections on being an International student in Edinburgh
Aariya NatuIt’s not just bagpipes you can hear from your kitchen!
What your go-to Edinburgh University Main Library spot says about you
Ready to get back on the grind?
Khushi Parekh
Clubbers of the Week: No time to feel blue in Week Two
University may have officially started, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera