Clubbers of the Week
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Marni Rose McFallOh, what a week – the Sports Union ball, a golf social, and so many VKs. If anyone was feeling refreshed after Refreshers' Week, they're now covered in grime with a hangover that could slow down Lindsay Lohan.
Edinburgh Uni students have come back with a bang, never even entertaining the idea of staying in and getting ahead on reading – and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Stunner of the Week
I will never be this level of cool
Runners Up
Who knew Visors could be chic?
Spice girls vibes
Cayooott
Creeper of the Week
Run for your life hun
Runners Up
She's BEHIND you
Subtle mate
Your shampoo sure smells good
Oh how I loathe these drunken youths
Third Wheel of the Week
Get a hobby pal
Runners Up
Bromance FOMO
Wanker of the Week
When you want it, but you gotta use your overdraft to get it, because student loans don't finesse like Ariana's millions
Runners Up
Fwends
Boohoo Man is clearly making a killing
Hero of the Week
This is so wholesome
Runners Up
Underage clubbers pt.1
When did Cab Vol become a U18s club?
WHO is checking IDs at these places?
Welcome to my crib
Heroine of the Week
No paparazzi please
Runners Up
Getting served in a no service area hype
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
I never thought I'd be this impressed over Carlsberg
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Runners Up
Hang on, tutorial participation counts towards my grade?
'I've made a huge mistake'
What do you MEAN Megan and Wes have broken up?
Watching your pal leave the club with someone, and realising you'll be getting food and an Uber on your own
WTF of the Week
Pole dances are for Garibaldi's only
Runners Up
Panting, pouts and genuine smiles? Weird flex but ok
Keen to know what offended the girl in blue, other than their outfits
There is too much going on here to take in all at once
Mutant of the Week
Much to unpack
Runners Up
Hug ???
Album Cover of the Week
Indie as fuck
Runners Up
Major Paris Hilton vibes
DJ booth invader of the week
There is so much happiness here and I love it
Best of the Rest
Stay in school kids
Candid
SING ME A SONG HECTOR MAN
Bootycall time?
Order a fucking Uber
Photo credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson
Martin Vesselinov
Neil Stewart
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