Clubbers of the Week

If he's not an ECFS model I'll eat my hat

A vision

Jake Gyllenhaal is that you?

Get you a friend this proud of your face

Hey pal didn't see you there

Nothing like a good earnest photobomb

There seems to be a trio of creepers at large here

Maybe if I close my eyes they won't notice me squeezing past

GET IN THERE LAD

Queen of the side-eye

Someone has just birthed a wig

No bib, no problem

PLEASE put your shirt back on

Bourbon's weekly pre-teen clientele

I just spent 5 minutes trying to recreate this finger configuration

Just before he set her hair on fire

Someone's just spotted their frenemy

Existential crisis on the dancefloor

There's the door

Look mate, it's Cab Vol, I can't play Dancing Queen

When you remember you left your keys at home

And your wallet

Careful mate you don't want a cheek puncture

Haha, we love each other really

This makes me uncomfortable

Nothing like a massage to ease the vodka-induced indigestion

Or maybe a cuddle

She's just seen the guy taking off his t-shirt

Second from the right

That is one double-jointed arm

Are they at the club or watching the footie?

Getting cosy in time for V-Day

Whispering those sweet nothings

More cuddles, this is cute isn't it

The return of the wig