
Edi’s Clubbers of the Week: Valentine’s Edition
VKs over Valentine’s, right?
The week before reading week combined with Valentine's Day on Thursday made for a heavy few days of boozing, booging, and bonking (for the luckier amongst us). Scroll on to see how the lovers of Edinburgh and sexy singletons alike painted the town red – literally.
Valentine's Couple of the Week

Being proposed to mid-Jujus? Life goals
Runners Up

LOVE (Wednesdays) is in the air

'Valentine's with this one' vibes
Galentine's of the Week

Still a better love story than Twilight
Runners Up

Besties who VK together, stay together

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Wifey for lifey
Stunner of the Week

Boys, form an orderly queue
Runners Up

Bet their MILKshakes bring all the boys to the yard

Three's clearly not a crowd here
Third Wheel of the Week

Finessing the single life like a pro
Runners Up

Thanks for the favour, pal, I owe you one

But which one is the third wheel?
Wanker of the Week

I just need to go check my friend is okay but thanks for the drink, I'll be back in two…
Runners Up

When juuls become too mainstream

I feel personally attacked
WTF of the Week

Pollock's only a five minute Uber away, guys – get a room
Runners Up

Is smiling that hard?

This is a lot to process

Please don't say that shlid is the next Pollock 'trend'
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

When he says he's staying in but his Snap Map location says Why Not Mondays
Runners Up

Please someone spill the tea as to what on earth happened

Spotted: Lonely Boy. Can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.

'Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored'
Hero of the Week

Me and mine
Runner Up

He brought ROSES to the club! Step up your game, boys
Heroine of the Week

He had me at "Yah I play ruggers"
Runners Up

And POSE

When you've lost all your pals but 'Thank U, Next' is playing

Fiji Water Girl: Edi edition?
Mutant of the Week

When both of your 'girlfriends' are at the same club and you realise they are FRIENDS
Runner Up

When the tequila hits
Creeper of the Week

Ruined the perfect Galentine's gram
Runners Up

The coolest creepin' I've ever seen

Thank god SOMEONE managed a smile

A synchronised creep, impressive stuff ladies

Sun's (never) out, tongues out?
Album Cover of the Week

Looks like the promo shot for Made in Edinburgh
Runner Up

Getting some serious 'All My Friends – Snakehips' vibes
Best of the Rest

Spitting some serious bars

The boys in the back are fully shooketh

Is matching hair the key to coupledom?

She means serious business with that side eye

Spotting your crush necking it on with some other dude

Turn upppp

Gis' us a kiss, mate, you know you love me really

Just catching some beauty sleep, don't mind us

Never been left so unnerved by a haircut in my life

It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ri-i-i-de out

Looks more like a giant kidney floating around the club

The bigger the hoops…

WHOSE HAND IS THAT?

10 seconds after spotting your ex

Cutting shapes well into the wee hours

Hope they all managed a hole in one this Valentine's Day 🙂

Can't be that lit a night if two out of the four of you fell asleep

My cheek is up here, hun

Cheers to the freakin' weekend

It's a love story, baby just say yesss
Photo credits:
James Gourlay
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson
Martin Vesselinov
Neil Stewart