
Edi’s Clubbers of the Week
Clubbing heaven in Week Eleven
With deadline season (mostly) over, the relentlessly seshy students of Edinburgh took to the streets yet again to boogie all night long. Scroll on to see what they got up to in the penultimate week of semester two.
Stunner of the week

The photographer's deffo playing favourites with that cheeky crown clipart, very Picnik
Runners up

Shoutout for looking this good despite Shit Shirt theme

Three is most deffo not a crowd

Can we take a moment to appreciate her cut-crease eyeshadow
Creeper of the week

A group of guys, creeping on another group of guys, who are creeping on a third group of guys? That's enough internet for today.
Runners up

Don't mind me guys, just drowning in my worries of being forever alone

If you're gonna creep, might as well pose and look good whilst doing it
Hero of the week

*Touches hand of Why Not saxophonist – never washing hand again*
Runners up

Takes a real man to dress as a mustard can, let alone a spicy mustard can
Heroine of the week

Issa Dancing Queeeeen
Runners up

When in doubt, hop on an inflatable jet ski and ride it out

Yeah I've lost all my friends, but I'm fine, I promise! Just here for the music anyway

'Do the ice cream freeze strike your pose'

Stellar effort on the VK-horrible shirt colour coordination front
Mutant of the week

Now watch me whip, with two V-kay kays
Third wheel of the week

Potentially the most savage third wheel of 2k19 so far
Runners up

Ruined the bromantic couples pic, the audacity
Unhappy clubber of the week

Receiving that 'have you seen my blue dress?' text from your sister
Runners up

When he STILL hasn't hit you up with that 'u up?' text

Suddenly regretting telling her mate to down that third tequila shot

You are NOT 'getting tired', DRINK BITCH
Wanker of the week

Literally begging for this highly sought-after award
Runners up

Judging by her expression, I think it's time to button up your shirt again, mate

Not quite how this works, pal
WTF of the week

SO many questions, none of which I want to know the answer to
Runners up

Two types of girls on a night out

Some serious effort being put into taking an innocent sip of a VK

Why not show your mates how much you love them by strangling them on camera

Gang signs and (creepy) stares

Make your ex jealous by getting freaky with an inanimate object
Best of the rest

When the Juju second year takeover makes it okay to shark on freshers again

Came through drippin' (drip drip)

Who invited Pete Wicks to Why Not?

Shameless self promo? Never

Slay queeeenz (seriously digging the clipart)

Say hello to my little friend (the VK, obviously)

But first, lemme take a selfie x

No friends, no problems

Denim on denim on denim on denim

Drop the sodium hydroxide

Four fit birds

Smile if you love sharking 🙂
Photo credits:
James Gourlay
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson
Neil Stewart