Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Four
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Anna SmithOur workloads are getting silly, everyone's dying from Freshers' flu and deadline season is very much on its way. A viable answer to half of our problems would be a few quiet nights in smashing camomile tea as opposed to coronas, but when do Edi students ever make the sensible decision?
Scroll on to see if you or your mates made Clubbers of the Week.
Stunner of the Week
A tiara fit for a qween
Runners up
3… 2… 1 and pose
Whatever setting spray she uses is going straight in my basket
One trendy trio
Taking sharking to the next level
WTF of the Week
Someone get that man some Veet
Runners up
Hogging the limelight are we
'The way you nibble on my ear, the only words I wanna hear'
Squad looking 'en pointe'
Nothing like some mid-club bondage
Creeper of the Week
Some serious effort put into this creeping
Runners up
Third wheel and the creeper? Jeez guys just let them have their pic
An shamelessly smug creeper
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
When you realise mid-sesh you forgot to call your Nan today
Runners up
When he said he wasn't going out tonight and you spot him with a VK at the bar
He's just really not that into it, babe
Didn't know it was possible to look so sad receiving a free cupcake
When it's been an hour and the DJ STILL hasn't played your request
Not sure smiling is supposed to look this painful
Wholesome Content of the Week
Thumbs up for good, organic fun
Runners up
Sharing is caring x
Who knew Why Not could get so artsy
So interlinked maybe they're playing Twister off each other
Peace of the Week
Sally Bercow: spotted in Bourbon
Runners up
The sassiest double peace'n'pout there ever was
When in doubt, peace sign it out
We've never actually met before
Feline fine throwing peace signs
Wanker of the Week
Get out of my shot bish x
Runners up
If you have a table might as well flex it
DOWN IT FRESHAAA
Hero of the Week
He's really feeling 'Dynamite'
Runners up
A very classy way to down one's sorrows
Petition to find this Clubbers legend
Whipping his hair back and forth like there's no tomorrow
Heroine of the Week
When you break your arm at 4pm but gotta sesh at 10pm
Runners up
Dancing like nobody's watching x
Master of the side eye
She's turnin' it UP tonight
Third Wheel of the Week
But who's third wheeling who?
Runners up
Who needs love when you have VKs
Album Cover of the Week
Murano's answer to McFly?
Runners up
Just a Pollock boy sittin' in a Rover
If Jedward were 10x fitter and female
Best of the Rest
Living his best life
Mary-Kate and Ashley eat your hearts out
An unsettlingly tentative turn up
Alcohol! 🙂
A wild night out
That end-of-the-night mood
His jawline could cut harder than Coleen Rooney's scathing attack on Rebekah Vardy
Nothing to see here folks, just innocent, PG fun
*gives fake number*
A trust fall mid-Atik was never going to end well
Trying your very hardest to get free drinks at the bar
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Thumbs up for the sesh!
When you realise the guy you just pulled is in your seminar
*passionately makes out to Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Carpet burn alert: stay away at all costs
When your Freshers' friends become your real fwends xxx
Live laugh love x
When it's 2am and your friend suggests Maccies
Tune in again next week to see if you've made Clubbers of the Week!
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