
Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Five
Deadline season didn’t stop you sesh legends
Where else will you see a sexy dwarf, a mechanical bull and a friendly piggyback all in one place? Here, of course.
Which one was your mate?
Stunner of the Week

When I put my hair in a bun I look like an egg so go off gal
Runners-up

Ice? This pic is more like FIRE

Definitely knows what she's doing

Friendship goals

Stunners attract Stunners
Creeper of the Week

Two creepers in one photo – don't say we never treat you
Runners-up

When you have that one friend that has to be in every picture

Does anyone know her?

Piggyback central at ICE this week
Hero of the Week

No one disturb him, he is in his zone
Runners-up

That shirt/glasses/glow stick colour coordination made this a fine contender

'Cash me ousside how bout dat?'

VK in one hand, fist bump in the other
Heroine of the Week

Friends help friends down VKs
Runners-up

If she voms it'll be the same colour as her top

Hands up if you don't give a FUCK

Two strawpedos, one legend

That one eager kid in the lecture who knows the answer to every question
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

Who hurt you?
Runners-up

When you spot your mate necking it on with a solid 2

When someone asks you to play Come on Eileen for the tenth time

'Mum I'm having a really horrible time can you come pick me up please?'

'UGH as IF you're even remotely in my league'

A shoutout in next Clubbers for anyone who can make this a meme first

When you're waiting for the Uber home after you've fucked it in the club
Peace Sign of the Week

Scene stealer
Runners-up

I'm just having the BEST time I LOVE clubs

Subtle, yet effective

The double peace is a true BDE move
Third Wheel of the Week

'Someone please help me'
Runners-up

When you're bestie's pulling but you need to show him who's boss

When his girlfriend crashes a lads night out

'Sorry can I just…I'm just trying to get by…sorry…'

I hope to God that she knows him

I wonder what dirty things she was whispering for her friend to react like that
Wanker of the Week

'You can just wait down there for a little bit, hun'
Runners-Up

Gimme some space, I need maximum room to dance the Cha-Cha Slide

Don't think that's safe, boys

'Don't tell my 9am lecturer I was out last night'
WTF of the Week

When your mate is about to pull but you notice spinach in his teeth
Runners-up

Is he being kidnapped?

I…have so many questions…

Mind. Blown.

Sexy Doc from Snow White?
Album Cover of the Week

They're going to regret that later
Runners-up

Girl group on point

Serious question: when do DJ's EVER smile?

If you ignore all the weird costumes, this is actually a really nice picture

*Low by Flo Rida plays in the background*
Best of the Rest

ThE fLoOr iS lAvA

Besties who sweep each other off their feet

Planning his next conquest

Woah mate where did you get your cuticles pushed back like that, I want in

The best place in the club is the sofa

Little early for Christmas shirts isn't it?

When the DJ FINALLY plays your request

Wow legend!!

'hey, u up?'

I know I'm drunk rn but I just wanna say I lOvE yOu sO MuCh

Big wholesome energy

No YOU'RE the Dancing Queen

The weirdest job interview he will ever have
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson