Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Six
Because who actually reads on reading weeks?
Euan RobbReading weeks are meant for revising, reading and rejuvenation, but more importantly, it means no morning lectures after a classic mid-week sesh.
Scroll down to see this week's Clubbers who have expertly transitioned their late night activities from the library to the club.
Stunner of the Week
Someone has perfected their smize
Runners-up
Red hot
Throwing appropriate shade
Highlighted notecards, but make it fashion
Just having a good ol' boogie
Creeper of the Week
He's definitely the 'funny' guy
Runners-up
If three is a crowd, what's four?
Who needs a shot glass
She doesn't know these people
Watching your mate pull a 10
Peace of the Week
Peace and pints
Runners-Up
How they are not sweaty is actually incredible
When one person does it the whole squad has to follow, and that's a fact
The peace sign-chokehold combo is a new one
Third Wheel of the Week
Just let them enjoy their ABBA
Runners-up
'Just play it cool… smile'
The peace sign really pulls this photo together
He went for the pout, they went for the grin, you decide
There's a lot going on here
Wanker of the Week
A classic pairing
Runners-up
Ooh you're hard
That's about £5 worth you're spilling
Putting the sparkler in your mouth is THE coolest thing you can do. You heard it hear first, folks
He definitely can't see a thing in them
Hero of the Week
'You can't touch this'
Runners-Up
This photo took me back to 2008
Tweed and neon green is truly an understated combo
I love it when you call me Señorita
Who me? Going to feature on Clubbers? What a time to be alive
Heroine of the Week
Real friends help you finish your drinks
Runners-up
I've seen a chicken do that exact move before
Regina George's mum could never
Serving nuggets AND looks
Imagine looking this good while drinking from the bottle
WTF of the Week
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Runners-up
Feeling blue?
The look you give your food at the end of the night
You know, I'm sure they would take Apple Pay
It was at this moment she realised her mate had fooked up
Album Cover of the Week
YOU can dance, YOU can jive…
Runners-up
Dangerous Trio ?
Not seen: all their friends filming them
Imagine making wading through a club lookiing THAT effortless
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Oh boy does she have her receipts lined up
Runners-up
He just remembered his deadlines
The lighting really adds to this tbh
It's Week Six and he just realised he's done nothing
Don't think he can hear you hun
Best of the Rest
More like Bae-watch
Do you think they know half these people? I'm guessing not
That pout could put the Kardashians out of business
Two rather different reactions
At least the vibes were there
If the last supper had VKs
Cause why wait until after the club for nuggets?
You know what they say… the uglier the shirt, the better the night
Shades: on. Tongue: out
He's never going to hear the end of that
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson
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