Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Halloween Edition
Spooky season did not disappoint
Sophie ButcherThe scariest week of the year was upon us – and no, I don't mean midterm deadlines. Edinburgh students braved the cold and had a fang-tastic time boo-gying the night away.
Check out the spookiest clubbers Edinburgh has to offer!
Stunner of the eek
Hallow-queen
Runners Up
Who knew the yellow brick road led to Bourbon?
Hey boo-tiful
The two guys are getting cropped out when she posts this on insta
If you've got it, haunt it
Creeper of the week
Jealous girlfriend meme energy
Runners Up
He thinks she's mermaizing
Heeeere's Johnny!
It's a bit peak-achu
"They're behind me aren't they?!"
Wanker of the Week
A bigger pain in the neck than a vampire bite
Runners Up
Stealing the focus > stealing your girl
He wore a Trump hat for Halloween, 'nuff said
Just asking for things to go horribly, horribly wrong
(Miranda Priestly voice) "Doing finger bunny ears in a photo, how original…"
Hero of the week
Phone – check, ID – check, keys – check, sushi…
Runners Up
What a gem x
BOO-ris Johnson
Trick or Tequila?
Nailed it!
Heroine of the week
She probably vommed 0.5 seconds after this was taken…
Runners Up
Her face is gonna permanently look like when you put tomato in a tupperware and it never properly fades
Do you promise to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea?
A balanced diet is a VK in each hand
"Get out of my way, witch"
WTF of the week
#freethenipple
Runners Up
The guy in the back is scarred for life
"Fucks sake Sarah when I said pull my finger that isn't what I meant!!"
Jezza finding out about the snap general election
The Pope, Toad, and a cat walk into a bar…
Album cover of the week
Clowning around
Runners Up
Every female singer songwriter ever
3…2…1 and smize
Surprise appearance from the Frock Destroyers from this week's RPDR UK
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
"Thanks a bunch, Steve!!"
Runners Up
(TOWIE voice) "shut uuuuuuuuupppppppppp"
"If I leave now I can get to Maccies before they shut"
"What did you just say to me witch?!"
When the jagerbombs hit
Third Wheel of the Week
Love at first bite
Runners Up
Romeo and Ghouliet (plus some randomer)
Who would have thought the giant clown wouldn't be the one looking out of place?
#squadghouls
And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Runners Up
Spooktacular
Ghouls just wanna have fun
Too cute to spook
Better the devil you know
Best of the Rest
Boo-tiful
Is he having a really good time or is he just constipated?
Act natural
"Joe, are you listening to me?!"
Boo, Felicia
You were a day too early for Movember, pal
Creeping it real
Skele-hun
An anonymous double peace
Bow down, witches
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay
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