Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Nine
Revision, who?
Euan RobbWith revision and December exams fast-approaching, logic dictates that there is only one thing to do: drown your sorrows and boogie till the sun comes up.
Scroll on to see if ditching those library books and pushing that essay aside were truly worth it. Surely featuring in Clubbers beats a 1st anyway.
Stunner of the Week
Once again proving Edinburgh can SMIZE
Runners-up
Imagine having your side profile look THAT good
Your dad's bucket hat, but make it fashion
Red lip – check, VK – check
The perfect trio
Creeper of the Week
Just living in the moment
Runners-up
His pout really just makes it
I'm sure they would've let you join them
Some people just love the camera
Mellow Yellow
Peace of the Week
A true 2014 throwback
Runners-up
Are duck lips making a comeback?
The new bend and snap
Rhianna? In Edinburgh?
Blink and you'll miss it
Third Wheel of the Week
So much to discuss here
Runners-up
The camera is the other way
Wonder what he was thinking about?
He is truly in SHOCK
Wanker of the Week
This is a photo of truly chaotic nature
Runners-up
Weird flex (literally) but ok
PSA: STOP PUTTING SPARKLERS IN YOUR MOUTH
Just let them take their photo in peace
Hero of the Week
He was feeling IT
Runners-up
Whoever this guy is, the world needs more of his dancing
Once more with PASSION
Heroine of the Week
Tea. Was. Just. Spilt.
Runners-up
I have a feeling ABBA was playing
i'LL nEvEr lEt gO
*heart eyes*
Ok, LITERAL heart eyes
Two of her five a day
WTF of the Week
Maybe just put your tongue away
Runners-up
That's enough Internet for today
"It's Levi-o-sa"
Truly perplexed
Album Cover of the Week
Can we just appreciate, THE ARTISTRY
Runners-up
Mixtape dropping December…
He's got the moves like Jagger
Not a care in the world
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Such a range of emotions here
Runners-up
Girl on the far left can already taste her chicken nuggs
'And I was like nooo, but she was like yesss'
Push your friends into walls to show you care:)
Best of the Rest
She is literally the crazy emoji?
Your nightclub needs YOU
There is nothing quite like a dance floor game plan huddle
100% wholesome
This should replace the 'sitting on grass with friends' photograph in every uni prospectus
Someone has been Mike Wazowski-ed
Seeing someone from your tutorial out and pretending you're best mates
Dress code: ugly shirts, but keep it dapper
'BUT FIRST…'
When you're 4th year and STILL going out
Here's to hoping he got his angles right
It's all about the *vibes*
Mr Brightside never slapped so hard
He is HYPED
Partying until the cows come home
Just a helping hand
An unsettlingly intense smize (alongside an equally determined pout)
Photography Credits:
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson
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