
Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Dancing away those January blues
You thought Refreshers' Week was mad but, oh boy, did Week Two hit us with a bang. Rumour has it not one 9am was attended this week. Rumour also has it that The Tab is Fake News, but that's none of my business.
Scroll on to see if you made it onto this week's Clubbers!
Stunner of the Week

Cheers to being fit
Runners-up

How she managed to pull off tin foil I have no idea

Bet he charges people to run their fingers through his hair

This is a serious LOOK

Looking hot, feeling hot (seriously how are they wearing jackets)

Edi's answer to Kendall Jenner
WTF of the Week

So many questions, none of which I want the answers to
Runners-up

Movember was two months ago hun x

Nothing like a cheeky game of Twister mid-sesh
Hero of the Week

That is a dangerous wink you have there, young man x
Runners-up

Flexing his flexibility like there's no tomorrow

Mondays are for the boys
Heroine of the Week

A pout so perfect even Kim K is jealous
Runners-up

When you reaaaally can't wait for Brexit Day

Dancing like no one is watching

You can't sit with us

So I put my hands up, they're playing my song
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

"I told everyone afters is at yours, that's chill right?"
Runners-up

When you hear your ex has majorly downgraded

Baileys on the rocks for one pls x

When you say you're going home and he thinks he's coming with you
Creeper of the Week

Friends who creep together, stay together
Runners-up

Peacin' your way out of creepin'
Peace Sign of the Week

Can't stop, won't stop throwing peace signs
Runners-up

She has a favourite pose clearly

I think this was an attempted double peace…

… marginally better
Wholesome Content of the Week

The tender face grab makes me uncomfortable
Runners-up

So much fun-ness

Not your typical Pollock headbands
Wanker of the Week

I really hope someone spills VK on his Moncler
Album Cover of the Week

Fifth Harmony, but more harmonious
Runners-up

Four kinds of girl in a club
Third Wheel of the Week

ThRee iS nOt a CrOwD
Runners-up

This is awkward even to look at
Best of the Rest

Some serious tea has just been spilt

Why do they remind me of The Wiggles

Spillage is lickage

So candid, so unposed

They are glowing

When the migrane hits mid-Subway

When it's so lit you need sunglasses

When they try to order a Subway Footlong

Get yourself a bestie who sweeps you off your feet

One to tell the grandkids

We just love clubbing!!!!

Tune in next week to see if you made Clubbers!
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
David Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson