Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Curing those Semester Two blues
Uni might have started back after reading week but Edi’s clubbers still showed us how its done
Sophie ButcherEdinburgh’s Clubbers are back from reading week and getting settled into the rest of the semester. However, this does’t just mean dusting off the books or finally going back to lectures. Instead, you clubbed until you dropped – and danced without a care in the world (or a 9am lecture the next day!).
Stunner of the week
Winner
Girl on the right, drop your haircare routine plz x
Runners up
Cute but you lose ten points for the vape
Friends who survive Trash Tuesday together stay together
Check (!!) her out
Every blonde needs a brunette best friend
Creeper of the week
Winner
This picture asked me three times if I had any cigs
Runners up
This is giving me smug Karen energy idk why
Bestie, get out of their nice cute pic
“Ah jaysus I didn’t see the club photographer was right there”
Ladies, is this man ruining your photo?
Third wheel of the week
Winner
Not the vibe babe
Runners up
Let the lads have their nice pic
TFW getting a drink is more important than not photobombing someone
You alright there pal
Wanker of the week
Winner
Enough with the vodka pouring into mouths, please and thank you
Runners up
You really thought you did something there huh
Prosecco and vodka? Wow you must really be a baller…
Pro tip: don’t ruin a perfectly lovely photo with a weird tongue sticking out
Also don’t ruin them by swearing
Photobombing a cute pic isn’t it
Jesus Christ enough with the swearing everyone
Hero of the week
Winner
Volunteering to help make clubbing safer AND rocking a cowboy hat? 10/10
Runners up
*Holding Out For a Hero plays in the background*
A certified G
Charlie’s Angels goes to Flare Mondays
The guy in the middle is living his best life
The dude on the tunes is always a hero in my book
Heroine of the week
Winner
Again, big shout out to Street Assist (woop woop)
Runners up
Putting a man quite literally in his place? That’s some queen shit right there
Heroine of the week, every week
Bestie on the left is really dancing like no one is watching
Looking that cute in a silly hat? A true modern day muse
Excited drunk people really are the best
WTFs of the week
Winner
Okay, who took their grandad to Subway? I’m not mad I just wanna talk
Runners up
This gets weirder the longer you look at it
Honey, why are you writing on people’s arms
Why must men?!
Okay bestie enough with the writing
Giving me big Elly Belly from Love Island vibes
Spork-tacular
You okay there hun
Mutant of the week
Winner
He looks like a horror movie character
Runners up
LED Room derp
The dark lord
Not a look
It’s serving Puff the Magic Dragon
U wot mate?
ROWR
2019 Billie Eilish eat your heart out
Album covers of the week
Winner
Diva x
Runners up
Edi’s hottest new girl group
Make it rain down just like confetti
The vibiest of vibey vibes
Oh look, it’s the UK’s entry for Eurovision this year
Serving early 2000s RnB princess
Unhappy clubbers of the week
Winners
Calm down dear
Runners up
He’s definitely thinking about the Burrito and Shake he’s gonna get on the way home
It’s okay love, I’d be as upset if these were my friends
Blink four times if you’re being held here against your will
It’s okay pal you can leave soon
Bestie is not impressed
Best of the rest
Gorgeous gorgeous girls go to Subway
I wanna be friends with both of you
Like a Renaissance painting
The whole range of emotions in this pic *chefs kiss*
Two best friends in a room, they might kiss…
How is she still so gorgeous whilst being lowkey strangled
Live, laugh, vibes x
Tsunami, rain on me
POV: you’ve just asked him what an NFT is
Gal, where did you get your nails done? DM me please!
Adorbs x
This outfit is incredible
Photo Credits:
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday and Love Wednesday)
David Stewart (Tamagotchi Tuesday)
Thomas Michael (Hive)
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