Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Dancing heaven in Week Seven
Partying like there’s no tomorrow (or an impending WW3). Am I right, guys?!
A lot is going on in the world right now and it’s definitely weighing down on many of us, but we’ve got to keep living in the moment and cherish those good memories as we make them.
For some of us that means picnics in The Meadows, mini golf at Foreplay Crazy Golf, or letting loose at Flare Mondays. It really doesn’t matter how you have fun, especially if you get a great picture or two for the mems.
For these folks, happiness looks like a night out with a VK in your right hand and your phone in your left. Fortunately, we got these moments on camera.
Take a look, see if you can find yourself, and don’t be shy to have a laugh.
Stunners of the Week
Winner
Gorgeous gorgeous girls go to Flare Mondays.
Runner Ups
Guy on the left, were you in Twilight???
Bourbon should hire you three as influencers.
Well, they do say bad things happen in threes… 😉
I spy two things that are orange.
Creeper of the Week
Winner
Joe Goldberg, is that you?
Runner Ups
Guy in the back, let the girls have this one please and thanks.
She’s not camera shy.
Bit of a cheeky death stare from the girl in the back.
Mans went in for a sniff.
Third-Wheel of the Week
Winner
Anyone else see the pain in guy-on-the-left’s eyes?
Runner Ups
Beau on the left and bestie on the right kind of night.
Well, betrayal only comes from your friends.
Their faces say it all.
I have a feeling someone will be serial swiping on Tinder tonight.
Wankers of the Week
Winners
If it isn’t the Three Musketeers…
Runner ups
They look like they’ve had a little something stronger than VKs.
Was it something that I said?
You again…
Hero of the Week
Winner
I’m digging the superman pose.
Runner Ups
Somebody call the Edinburgh Zoo and ask if they’ve misplaced a panda.
I don’t know what it is, but I would trust this man with my drink.
Looks like he’s letting a short person pass through, we need more kings like that.
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Runner Ups
She’s the one to give you water for sure.
She’d give you a pep talk in the bathroom.
She can definitely do shots without making a face.
WTFs of the Week
Winner
If you’re being held hostage, blink.
Runner Ups
There is a bountiful amount of chaos in this photo right here.
Moment of silence for the guy on the left.
All of my personalities in one photo.
Mutants of the Week
Winner
We’ve got a guy in mid sneeze and a guy with IBS.
Runner Ups
Not really selling that pizza to me, bud.
Fresh out of the movie Hereditary.
Legend has it if you don’t like and share, these two will show up at your flat tonight.
When you’re hailing a cab but it ignores you.
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
It’s giving Lorde’s next album cover.
Runner Ups
The album cover of a TikToker-gone-musician.
Sam Fender vibes.
They listen to Maneskin.
All the more reason to go to Rascals.
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Winner
For the love of God, get him another drink ASAP.
Runner Ups
That’s the face of someone who has gotten the ick.
When mum says there’s food at home.
Well you’re a cheery bunch, aren’t you?!
Me at the beginning of the night versus me at the end of the night.
Best of the Rest
Winner
He caught the vibe.
Runner Ups
I see three standard gentleman.
Friend group inspo for your manifestation journal.
I can’t put my finger on what vibe I’m getting, but I like it.
Every friend group needs the edgy one, the friendly one, and the smart one.
Photo Credits:
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday and Love Wednesday)
David Stewart (Tamagotchi Tuesday)
Neil Stewart (Rascals)
Thomas Michael (Hive)
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