Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Feeling great in Week Eight
Sham-rocking the night away!
It’s Week Eight, exam season hasn’t properly started yet and while Edi students may be losing their momentum with studying, they certainly haven’t slowed down when it comes to going out.
We painted the town green for St Paddy’s where clubs were filled with leprechauns, and VKs were swapped for Baby Guinness shots.
Let’s dive in and see the best of what Edi had to offer:
Stunners of the week
Winner
Just three queens in co-ordinated outfits
Runners up
Who needs a man when you have VK?
Nothing but stunners here – especially the bartender in the back
She IS the main character
I want what they have
Creeper of the week
Winner
Is this your first time seeing a camera?
Runners up
Good luck cropping him out!
Blink if you need help lads
Plot twist: the cameraman is the creeper
Ruin their moment, why don’t you?!
Third Wheel of the week
Winner
He does not fit the vibe
Runners up
Talk about rejection…
Mr. Popular over here!
Wait your turn hun x
How long do you think this guy has been following them around for?
Wanker of the week
Winner
Shouldn’t you be at Juju’s?
Runners up
He’s definitely 1/16th Irish
I can smell the BO in this picture
“So how big is it?”
Charming.
Absolute mad lad – would be a bit more impressive if your mouth was actually open
Hero of the week
Winner
Subway staff deserve the world
Runners up
I respect the bravery, the guy next to you clearly doesn’t though
This guy understood the assignment
A kindred spirit…
That’s one way to guard your drink..
Heroine of the week
Winner
Not all heroes wear capes, some wear visors
Runners up
Red-bull gave her angel wiiings
Get your money honey!
Queen shit!!
I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of her…
WTFs of the week
Winner
Alright, who let the hen party into WhyNot?
Runners up
She’s just not into you hun
There’s a lot to unpack here…
*Casually chokes her friend to death in WhyNot*
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave…
Mutant of the week
Winner
Two hand gestures combine to create a mutant snail
Runners up
They really will just let anyone into Hive
Someone’s taking the St Patrick’s Day celebrations a little too far
If there’s anything worse than being caught mid-sneeze by a club photographer, it’s having that photo immortalised in Clubbers of the Week
Album Cover of the week
Winner
Flares with flair
Runners up
Our new favourite band
Nothing but vibes
Any bets on what song they’re listening to? I hope it’s not Galway Girl
Dance like no one is watching!
Unhappy Clubbers of the week
Winner
This guy looks genuinely depressed, track suit and everything
Runners up
I guess the Grey Goose wasn’t enough to impress the ladies
Who hurt the guy in the background?
The guy in the middle has seen some shit..
POV: You’re the friend who always gets left out
Best of the rest
The TRUE Stunner of the Week
Get you a man who looks at you like this guy looks at his drink
Petition to start a Couples of the Week round?
Glad to see he’s cheered up!
Is this that one scene out of Midsommar?
This could honestly be a Renaissance painting… I don’t know which part to focus on
I don’t know what he’s done, but that girl in the back is OBSESSED
A true ladies’ man
I don’t know which friendship is better, the girls living their best life or the guys hugging behind them
Photo ruined, son’s crying.
Is there a word for reverse third wheeling?
Wingardium leviosa!
Photo Credits:
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday and Love Wednesday)
David Stewart (Tamagotchi Tuesday and Slice Saturday)
Neil Stewart (Rascals)
Thomas Michael (Hive)
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