Clubbers of the Week: Feeling great in Week Eight
International women’s slay
Week eight of this semester has been a time in between deadlines, where Edi students have had more time to go out clubbing and spent less time on the 4th floor of the Main Library. It’s also been International Women’s Day, a day when all the Edi girls have been showing each other love.
With lots to celebrate, here are some of your best moments, caught on camera.
Stunners of the Week
Winner
I have no words…
Runners up
‘Inception’ 2010
Making me nostalgic for the early 00s
The blue urban corset: it-girl of clubbers of the week
I am in <3 with both of their dresses and makeup
The hair is giving lazy town in the best possible way
Hey lady! Where’s the toilet?
Happy birthday to this gorgeous girl
Each girl is giving an entirely different aesthetic, but they all go so well
What better way to spend your 18th than at Subway?
Obsessed with the red lip
Another paint ball victim
Quick! Someone tell them to keep an eye out for selener
Adore the girl on the right’s slick back bun look
Rocking on in HIVE
‘Hey girly want to hear about this great new business opportunity?’
Creepers of the Week
Winner
Is he going in for a lick?
Runners up
Modern day Edward and Bella
Put that tongue away
When your friends won’t let you in the photo because you’re not wearing a white t-shirt
Me at the library vending machine looking for a cherry Coke
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
‘Do I get a kiss too?’
Runners up
She’s rocking, he’s shocking, she’s Winston Churchill on VE day
Reppin nan’s Christmas gift
Wanker of the Week
Winner
Put those guns away!!!
Runners up
This photo is giving the same vibes as that scene in Wolf of Wall Street
And suddenly I’m a peasant in 18th century France
Is he whipping in 2023???
He just let a spicy one rip
God look at that smize
Don’t air his fist bumps!
Hero of the Week
Winner
Knowing their place on International Women’s Day
Runners up
Bros carry each other home from the club
Who knew WhyNot held the local circus’ job interviews for fire-eaters?
The hand placement looks like they’re posing for a pregnancy announcement photo
Can confirm David does slay
The look of pure love
Guys take notes…
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Hero and heroines for supporting Teenage Cancer Trust on a Big Cheese Saturday <<33
Runners up
These ball gowns turned the cheddar of Big Cheese to Roquefort
Recent victims of compasitis, a disease where your arm always points north
Where can I get a pair of those sunnies
LOVE the stripy top
Sunnies are for sharing
If you don’t give me back my sunglasses right now I stg
WTF of the Week
Winner
Since when did WhyNot? start up an airline??
Runners up
“Harry Potter, the boy who lives come to die!”
Dante’s ninth circle
WhyNot trying out their new van der graff generator
The girls are fightingggg
Blink twice if you need help
She’s serving french tips
Why are they social distancing..?
It’s giving: ‘smile for a photo for granny!’
Are you happy to be in Paris?
Smiles all round- even from the guy being flipped off
Can I just check I don’t have anything in my teeth?
The guys at the back are totally baffled by their friend
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
It’s giving the casino scene in Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief
Runners up
Loving these girls’ vibes
This photo is EVERYTHING
Nothing but pure admiration for the gals who wear sunnies in the club
Absolute friend goals
Everybody in love…
Mia Wallace in Subway??
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
When you suddenly realise you forgot you had an essay due at 11:59 that night
Runners up
When you see your op walk onto the dance floor
When your mate Irish goodbyes
When your friend says Big Cheese is his favourite club night
Omg someone get Haribos for our fave clubbers girl asap
How could anyone look so glum next to these stunners
Best of the Rest
Screaming to the chorus of Mr Brightside
Bottoms up!!
When you see your friend finally getting with the guy they’ve fancied since first year
When you’ve got to arrest someone at 9, but WhyNot? at 10
Lots of love
If I don’t have a barbie pink Range Rover when I’m older, IDK what I’ll do
WhyNot just have a cupcake??
Big hugs
Peace, love and HIVE
Can I babybird you this shot?
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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