Leeds’ most eligible bachelor: The final

We started with 20 fine young bachelors, but now only five remain. After a gruelling five rounds, it’s all come down to this. The competition could not have been any fiercer, but now it’s time for us to bind the wounds of division, it is time for us to come together as a united people, to cut the bullshit, to harness your inner grain farmer and separate the proverbial wheat from the chaff. Lets settle this once and for all.

Vote for the most eligible bachelor in Leeds.

Jamie Ali – Communities Officer at Leeds University Union 

Referred to affectionately as ‘Baemie’ by his adoring groupies, Jamie Ali is already known to many  Leeds students as the Communities Officer at Leeds University Union.

Most adorable Jamie story? Last Christmas someone asked Jamie to bring crackers to a Christmas meal and he came back with Jacobs cream crackers instead of Christmas crackers. Oh Baemie, stop it! He has apparently redeemed himself this year by buying actual Christmas crackers to for his house’s Christmas tree.

He deserves to be crowned Leeds’ most eligible bachelor because, “he’s a knight in shining armour, keeping the students of Leeds safe from evil letting agents and making sure your bins get emptied. And I know a lot of boys in Leeds agree.”

Tom Chestnut – third year, Mechanical Engineering

A Mechanical Engineering student, Tom doesn’t just have brains, but also celebrity connections: he’s the nephew of TV star Jonathan Ross.  Tom also knows how to have a good time, something he clearly must have got from Uncle Johnny, and he tears up in Warehouse week in, week out, while still being on course to getting a first. He’s also in the rugby club, but only as a social member, demonstrating once again his dedication to the sesh. His friends say he’s “Leeds uni’s nicest guy, and recently single.”

He told The Tab: “Being nominated is a true honour and would make the four years iv done here worth it. This said I’m slightly surprised it’s taken so long to be nominated.”

Kit Kirby – third year, Business Economics

Kit  often introduces himself as “kit-cat Kirby” because he likes eating Whiskers cat treats (only the ones with cream filling). He also was on the show raven when he was at primary school and was the second person to complete way of the warrior. Kit is also known to be mildly OCD about showering and has about 3 a day just on average. His mum owns a B&B and recently hosted Mary Porter ‘queen of the high street’.

On hearing of his nomination Kit is reported to have said, “Wow, bachelor of the year? Good things like this don’t normally happen to people like me!”

He has also been known to say, “If it’s good enough for a majestic animal like a cat to eat, it must also be good enough for me!”

Josh Robinson – third year, Law

Josh’s varied vocations include being on the committee for the Law society (aka BNOL – Big name on law) and an LRFS model last year (he’s just been cast for this year). This Hollister model can also be seen both grooving at Beaverworks or downing VKs in fruity. Plus he’s from Barcelona so he’s exotic AF.

Those who nominated Josh went to the trouble of compiling some quotes from his friends, outlining why they reckon he deserves to be crowned Leeds’ most eligible bachelor.

“Josh deserves to win because he has been practicing on his twerk every night this year”

“He just loves the sesh”

“He is just the sweetest guy ever”

“An absolute dream”

“A bit dopey but he’s fit”

“Pulled a Hungarian milf on the recent LawSoc trip to Budapest”

With such endearing friends, who needs enemies?