The Tab V-Dates: Who is UCL’s most eligible bachelorette?
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Paddy BakerMarcus Tullius Cicero once said: “The best dates come to those who wait.” Valentine’s Day was spent watching Jerry Springer re-runs, but today you can have your say as to who you think that special person might be.
Libby
Cutie
“She also has TWO drawers compiled of only Victoria’s Secret bras”.
Priya
“She’s super in to hockey and can often be found making and baking her own croissants.”
Jenny
She loves a blow
“Jenny comes with no excess baggage, read: no psycho exes, no children that we know of, and would preferably like a man who’s the same.”
“She loves clubbing and Mayfair clubs are her second home.”
Ayesha
“She’s after someone tall and sentimental, the kind of person who she can discuss existentialism and solipsism by an open fire with.”
Alex
“She loves going out and she’s a long time Craig David lover, though she has also been known to frequent clubs like Fabric and Village underground.”
Katie
“She might come across as the ultimate ice queen, and she’s admittedly brutally honest, but Katie is soft at heart, and needs someone who can bring that side out in her.”
Anne
“She’s something like a gym loving Medic who’s been on too many first dates and now wants a second for once.”
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