UCL’s best moustaches of Movember
The month’s Movember round-up is finally upon us and it’s time for shaving…
Matilda Christopher-WaiteHere’s a round up of the annual effort of UCL sports teams for Movember, a charity dedicated to men’s mental health, suicide prevention, and men’s prostate and testicular cancer. This year, UCL sports clubs raised £17,661 in total.
In the spirit of competition, the top 3 UCL sports teams raising money were:
- UCL Men’s Football Club (£8082.00)
- RUMSFC (£2733.50)
- UCL Men’s Rugby (£1720.00)
The London Tab have put together our yearly top picks of Movember beards, so get ready for the best of the bunch.
Best Growth
Winner:
Runner up:
Worst Growth
Winner:
Runners up:
Most even growth
Winner:
Runners up:
Most French-looking ‘tache
Winner:
Bonjour to those curved ends and unfortunately au revoir to England in the world cup…
Most likely to be the Go-Compare man’s long-lost rebellious son
Winner:
He’s a little way behind his dad in terms of growth, but a little gel could go a long way in turning up those ends to complete the look.
Most likely to be a serial killer
Winner:
With all the hype around Jeffrey Dahmer it probably wasn’t the best call to have the glasses and blonde moustache combo, but there you have it…
Most likely to play a villain in a Western Film
Winner:
This guy was last spotted on the ‘Wanted’ posters dotted around Phineas. You just know he’s stroking that moustache when saying his evil monologue…
Runner up:
We were too scared of this guy to put him as the winner. He’s definitely been in a couple of brawls by the look of his eye-brow slit.
Most wholesome
In an extremely clichéd way, this category was the hardest to pick…
Winner:
Runners up:
Best Mustache of Movember
For no other reason than this guy just looks smooth!
That’s a wrap on Movember 2022!
President of UCLFC, Ben Ballard commented “All the Movember foundation’s causes are very important to us but mental health and suicide prevention has been the focal point for us ever since we lost our member Louis Carr to suicide in 2018.”
As fun and lighthearted this campaign is, the global crisis it tries to address shouldn’t be ignored. Around 10.8 million men globally will face life with a prostate cancer diagnosis. And one man dies by suicide every minute of the day, with males accounting for 69% of all suicides worldwide.
You can still donate on the UCL Movember page.
Related stories recommended by this writer
• Here are six of the best places in London to go thrifting
• We came up with eight humiliating Never-Have-I-Evers for your next night out
• A definitive guide on how to entertain your parents in London
UCL Marxist Society suspended over refusal to remove Palestine imagery ‘inciting violence’
UCL SU also took down the advertisement for a Student Socialist Alternative Society event over similar concerns
‘They want to silence us’: UAL is censoring posters about cleaners’ strike across its campuses
Zhuoyi Yang‘We were cleaners before. Now we are servants.’
University College London’s iconic Portico pillars painted orange in Just Stop Oil protest
The protest managed to dupe campus security which was on high alert after a tip-off
Queen Mary University is pressuring students to report their lecturers who are striking
Finn CawkellThe university’s app now features a ‘missed teaching’ section
Queen Mary University now runs a literary course on the works of Taylor Swift
Savita NaiduIs Taylor Swift the modern day Shakespeare?
Imperial College revealed as second largest beneficiary of fossil fuel funding among UK universities
Alfie PannellRoyal Holloway and Queen Mary also ranked among the top 10 recipients of donations from fossil fuel companies
London students face highest risk of phone theft in the UK, new data reveals
Franks FengThe research estimates that over 5,000 students fell victim to phone robberies last year
London students demand 100 per cent plant-based catering in multi-campus protest
Sophie GubbinsStudents from UCL, Imperial, and London Met dropped banners across campuses as part of their campaign
Met Police fight new wave of robberies targeting freshers and offer advice for students
The police launched a new initiative outside the XOYO nightclub in Shoreditch
The London Tab is looking for new writers: Come write for us!
Anamika BhoyrulCome to our open meeting at 7pm on Monday 2nd October at the Ice Wharf in Camden!
These are all the London uni stereotypes, according to a non-London student
Ayusha PandeyImagine being mistaken for an Imperial student
Planned UCU strike action at UCL has been cancelled
Strikes were planned for the week starting September 25th
Suzanna Chen
London universities to be hit with five days of strikes at the start of term
This comes as marking and assessment boycotts just ended
Imposter who did not study at the uni snuck into LSE graduation in attempt to fake degree
The individual rented the university’s official gown and forged tickets to infiltrate the event
Cost of private London student halls reaches 150 per cent of maximum maintenance loan
The annual cost of private halls is forecast to reach almost £20,000 in the coming academic year
UCL students are allowed to sue their uni – this is what it means for other students nationwide
Students across the country are now one step closer to winning compensation
UCL offered striking lecturer up to £125 to cross the picket and mark student assessments
The uni offered £125 for 10,000 word dissertations, £45 for first markers of 3,000 word essays and £20 for second marking
Students can sue UCL for compensation for Covid and strike disruptions, judge rules
UCL will face trial if it cannot settle with students involved in the case in eight months
Review: The Shape of Things at The Park Theatre in Finsbury Park
Sofia GambettaA chance to see both a spectacular performance and Colin Bridgerton in the flesh
anotherstephen
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight