
All the struggles of having a long distance relationship at uni
Fuck you National Express
It’s either one million pounds for a single train ticket or a 24 hour coach journey
You’re desperate to see each other, but you’re also poor. This means you may have to wait legit months to get a journey that a) doesn’t max out your overdraft or b) have you sitting on a coach that should be 1 hour but is actually 7 hours because it makes a detour to Slough (why?).

tru luv
You’re jelly of your friends with their bf/gf at uni
Inevitably, you start to get envious. Your friends can see their bf/gf all the time and whenever they want, but you’re stuck with a couple of nights together every few weeks at best. On the bright side, at least you don’t get under each other’s feet or become that couple.
You haven’t seen each other for weeks, you’re finally reunited, and you’re on your period
WHY DOES MY VAGINA HATE ME.
You’re constantly checking your phone
Your main source of contact is iMessage and snapchat, which means you’re always waiting on your phone to see if they’ve replied. Seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours until you see their little name pop up. Or you’re sitting there until you’ve clocked that they’ve actually aired you, lol.
Having to plan months in advance
Trying to find a weekend that you can both do, that fits in with work/essays is legit stress. You have to know what your schedule weeks in advance just to fit in a couple of nights
Sometimes it’s a lil bit shit but it’s still worth it.

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Get your diaries out: These are all the upcoming Southampton Uni strike dates in one place
Staff are going on strike for 18 days in the next two months

Southampton Uni fire which saw students evacuated from the area was caused by a ‘chiller unit’
Smoke spread across three floors of the uni building

Southampton Uni promises to read out grads’ names and shake their hand at graduation
Students resorted to shaking each other’s hands in the summer ceremonies at St Mary’s

Confirmed: Southampton Uni staff are going on strike for three days this month
The UCU say strikes could continue in the new year as well as a potential marking boycott

Sustainable queens: Southampton officially 18th best in UK according to new uni rankings
And no it’s not because of the city’s rats

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Southampton is officially 12th best university in UK, according to new World Rankings
But do any of the other unis have Manzil’s though?

Freshers living in hotels after burst pipe ‘floods’ Unite Students accommodation
Videos show water gushing from the ceiling and down corridors

As a 2020 grad, I waited two years for my graduation ceremony – and it was a car crash
I love waiting for two years to not even have my name called out on stage x

A Russell Group uni isn’t reading out its grads’ names at graduation ceremonies this week
And the grads aren’t even getting a handshake on stage!!

Southampton student gives birth on the toilet without knowing she was pregnant
Jess Davis thought she was just experiencing period pain

18 things the bartender wants to say to you but can’t, by an actual bartender
We really do see EVERYTHING

A Reclaim The Streets Event is happening in Southampton this week
The event will take place at Mettricks Guildhall at 7:30pm on Tuesday

A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
Remember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?

Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
He’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off

Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni

MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
The drama really never ends!

Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended

‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby

Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore

Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Give this man all the baguettes

Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this

Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast

Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!

From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these

Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough

‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’

MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’

‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight

Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera