
Clubbers of the week: End of term special
Christmas time, mistle-hoes and lines
The Christmas holidays are now upon us and in the past week many have been bemoaning the lack of work they’ve done all term, slaving late in the library to reach deadlines.
Others, carefree and full of life, have gone out and embarrassed themselves by spewing their “house Christmas meal” all over the Fibbers dance floor.
Stunners of the week
Revs has never looked so festive
Runners up
They must have just arrived, they clearly aren’t sweaty enough for Phats
Couple of the week
He paid me £5 to put this in
Runners up
What happens in Salvo stays in Salvo
Hero of the week
An ingenious way of cutting the queue
Runner up
So many questions
Creep of the week
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that face on a wanted poster around town
Runner up
Just no
Least subtle abduction of the week
No-one will know
Best party trick
‘Oi lads look at Dave-o, what a nutter!!’
Nostrils of the week
If you’ve got ’em, flaunt ’em
Least intimidating football firm
♫ ‘Langwith girls, make some noise’♫
Jawline of the week
People pay good money for jaws like that
Perspiration of the week
Is that shoulder sweat?
Dribbler of the week
At least he’s pleased with himself
Least subtle stalking of the week
Always avoid the accidental like

The ultimate guide to feeling like a main character in York this autumn
Did someone say dark academia?

Students have protested over presence of weapons companies at Uni of York’s career fare
‘Student fees are covered in the blood of innocent refugees’

He hasn’t risen: New Long Boi on York’s campus is unlikely to be the original, says expert
There’s a new Long Boi on campus

Omg guys, a new Long Boi has been spotted on York’s campus and people are going crazy
What should we call him?

YUSU launches a Rate Your Landlord charity project with Unipol
To make the project viable YUSU needs at least 400 responses

York SU announces applications have opened for the largest ever rent support package
Eligible students are to get at least £100

Every Uni of York college as which British chain restaurant they’d undeniably be
Halifax has Spoons energy and I won’t be told otherwise

From bollards to bones: Here’s everything you need to know about the Shambles roadworks
Medieval bones have been found during the installation of anti-terror barriers in the Shambles

York Nightline closure will leave ‘a significant gap in student support’ say ex-volunteers
One volunteer told The York Tab: ‘YUSU absolutely could have done more to support volunteers’

Club Salvation is conducting a review after a student was punched in the face by a bouncer
A video circulated online of the altercation that took place in the club’s smoking area

YUSU’s Board of Trustees has decided against re-ratifying York Nightline
After half a century, Nightline has now closed

Student campaigners at Uni of York have dropped a banner and let off flares from Central Hall
The group are calling on the uni to transition to plant-based catering to combat the climate crisis

A York graduate is taking part in The Great British Bake off this year
He made a three-tier, 12 layer, birthday cake for his 21st and I’m obsessed

As a second year Uni of York student, here are my top tips for freshers
I’ve learnt from my mistakes so you don’t have to

York UCU has called off next week’s strike action after ‘positive local talks’
All teaching will go ahead as normal next week

The York Tab is looking for new writers and we want you!
Come to our open meeting on Tuesday 26th September 6:30pm!

A ‘ghost’ has been caught cycling through the Shambles in a creepy video circulating online
It was probably trying to get there nice and early to beat the Ghost Merchants’ queue

Your complete and essential guide to Uni of York’s 11 colleges
The REAL pros and cons to college life x

Uni of York ranks 15th in the Times’ Good University Guide 2024
The university was also shortlisted for University of the Year

A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
Remember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?

Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
He’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off

Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni

MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
The drama really never ends!

Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended

‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby

Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore

Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Give this man all the baguettes

Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this

Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast

Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!

From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these

Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough

‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’

MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’

‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight

Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera