York’s fittest finalist: Emma Steed

She’s not the tallest, but definitely the fiercest


Emma Steed, Economics

To be honest I am offended that is has taken this long to be acknowledged as one of the finest specimens in York. I may not be the tallest of nominees but I am without a doubt the fiercest. I have been known to singlehandedly fight off groups of girls in Revs, all without spilling my double vodka tonic.

If anyone has seen me in Society on Wednesday attempting to lure in unsuspecting boys with vodka induced chirpsing and outrageous grinding they will know I deserve this nomination.

Oh and did I mention that I’m averaging a solid first in my degree?