Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition
The iconic clubbers make their return
Ben NicholWe're back with a bang. The freshers are already realising that first year doesn't count, the second years are already realising that second year does and the third years are crying in a corner surrounded by mountains of unfinished work. Welcome to clubbers of the week, where all three year groups are united by laughing at knobheads in clubs.
Fitties of the Week
Terrible place to have a coughing fit
Skin Condition of the Week
Let's all hope its not contagious…
The different reactions when Mr. Brightside comes on for the third time that night
"Get me out of this shithole."
The Make Up Master
Look at that artful eye shadow
The Make Up Failure
Someone needs to sort out their fake tan
World's Shortest Clubber, found in York
What's the weather like down there?
Roadmen of the Week
These tings go skrrrrraa pa pa ka ka pa #gang
Social Justice Warriors of the Week
#FreeTheNipple
The effects appear to be spreading
Breaking: Dangerous infection decimates James College
Oldest Fresher
He must have hit puberty at 2 months
Shades of the Week
"Blue pill or red pill? Any pill will fuckin' do lad."
Most Sexually Frustrated Clubber
Very subtle mate
Didn't realise The Rock and John Cena had come out of retirement
"In the blue corner, we see Cena's trademark moist underwear."
The Thinking Man's Clubber
"Who needs a gap year to find themselves when Salvation is right here?"
It's becoming an epidemic now
Okay, I think it's time we quarantine James. It's for their own good.
Worst Clubber of the Week
Fuck minions
Photos curtesy of Ben Jancso (Baluga Photography) and Edwin Barnes.
The ultimate guide to feeling like a main character in York this autumn
Pia MillsDid someone say dark academia?
Students have protested over presence of weapons companies at Uni of York’s career fare
Sarika Patel‘Student fees are covered in the blood of innocent refugees’
He hasn’t risen: New Long Boi on York’s campus is unlikely to be the original, says expert
Jess RolfeThere’s a new Long Boi on campus
Omg guys, a new Long Boi has been spotted on York’s campus and people are going crazy
What should we call him?
YUSU launches a Rate Your Landlord charity project with Unipol
To make the project viable YUSU needs at least 400 responses
York SU announces applications have opened for the largest ever rent support package
Eligible students are to get at least £100
Every Uni of York college as which British chain restaurant they’d undeniably be
Cameron HollickHalifax has Spoons energy and I won’t be told otherwise
From bollards to bones: Here’s everything you need to know about the Shambles roadworks
Jodie VeitchMedieval bones have been found during the installation of anti-terror barriers in the Shambles
York Nightline closure will leave ‘a significant gap in student support’ say ex-volunteers
One volunteer told The York Tab: ‘YUSU absolutely could have done more to support volunteers’
Club Salvation is conducting a review after a student was punched in the face by a bouncer
A video circulated online of the altercation that took place in the club’s smoking area
YUSU’s Board of Trustees has decided against re-ratifying York Nightline
After half a century, Nightline has now closed
Student campaigners at Uni of York have dropped a banner and let off flares from Central Hall
The group are calling on the uni to transition to plant-based catering to combat the climate crisis
A York graduate is taking part in The Great British Bake off this year
He made a three-tier, 12 layer, birthday cake for his 21st and I’m obsessed
As a second year Uni of York student, here are my top tips for freshers
Violet KennerkI’ve learnt from my mistakes so you don’t have to
York UCU has called off next week’s strike action after ‘positive local talks’
All teaching will go ahead as normal next week
The York Tab is looking for new writers and we want you!
Come to our open meeting on Tuesday 26th September 6:30pm!
A ‘ghost’ has been caught cycling through the Shambles in a creepy video circulating online
It was probably trying to get there nice and early to beat the Ghost Merchants’ queue
Your complete and essential guide to Uni of York’s 11 colleges
Natasha RichardsonThe REAL pros and cons to college life x
Uni of York ranks 15th in the Times’ Good University Guide 2024
The university was also shortlisted for University of the Year
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera