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12 months with The Special One
It feels good being this good
Cambridge have beaten us in the Guardian uni rankings again
We didn’t do as well overall
You’re right actually, it is starting to rain
We also came 5th in the whole world
We came 43rd in the whole world
We came 50th in the UK
It’s not just down to luck
‘Make no mistake…the dead are coming’
Time to check you’ve still got enough money in your bank account
‘I still expect them to make a mess of it’
Read the listings carefully
‘Leaving the EU would mean cutting ourselves off from unique support’
You might not get that year abroad after all
It was all about Saved By The Bell, Fresh Prince and Damon Wayans
Every working day has a positive impact on the rest of the world
‘Millennials don’t exist’
All your friends are there and everyone’s way too drunk
‘It is most disappointing that a small minority of male students are engaging in such idiocy’
If you’re there, you’ve made a huge mistake
There won’t be a queue because no one uses it
It’s the surveillance state that doesn’t work
Quite why this exists is unclear
They won’t stop inviting you in for dinner
Here’s your day off – you’ll be working 10 hours of it
Even Morrisons has it
And there are plenty of other ‘adult’ things not to bother with
The show about the O. J. Simpson trial could be Serial with star power
‘I’m having to seriously consider whether I want to continue my career in England’
It’s hard to be vibesy when one has so many balls to go to
If you’re going to argue, do it quietly
Not everywhere can be Manchester or Leeds
Is it acceptable to start a new WhatsApp group without him in it?
Who always gets you out of bed for a 9am?
Let’s face it, you need a change of scenery
It was like he’d stepped off the page and onto the screen
Why did we stop doing it?
It makes so much more sense than trying it in the club
Over 125,000 people are convinced he should be pardoned
All they really need to do is play songs people like
You can’t no platform us
They may as well wear flip-flops
‘There was quite a bit of commotion’
He’s getting £10k more than the last guy
She spends most nights sleeping at her boyfriend’s
It’s the most baffling dilemma of our time
Turns out there’s a ‘glass floor’ as well as a ceiling
I got beauty I got class I got style and I got ass
Eloise had taken eight ‘highly toxic’ pills
Some people really don’t want to be stuck drinking Pepsi
He’s not angry, he’s just disappointed
It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert
Charity dance show tickets go on sale at 9pm tonight
Turns out arts students aren’t subsidising everyone else
Science student spends the night in jail after the incident
Guess it beats getting drunk in Lounge
Based on this video, you really didn’t miss much