All the realest tweets about A-level results

A-level students: life is a doomed search for meaning. Romance & friendship bring only temporary respite. Your results will not save you.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) August 18, 2016

My A Level hot take: Pitbull doesn't have A Levels and he's Mr 305. We should all be like Pitbull

— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) August 18, 2016

people shouldn't worry too much about exam results. I failed year 12 and now look at me, I cry myself to sleep every night listening to U2

— Liam (@Millxr) August 18, 2016

The story of my own A level results is quite interesting, actually. It begi-

*gets beaten to death*

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) August 18, 2016

My cousin just got into uni and this is the first thing he said ? pic.twitter.com/PRe6TbVY5J

— george kwame (@Jeff_GK) August 18, 2016

I didn't get into Uni but it's FINE because I'm still in loads of debt and made poor life choices during my youth so it's kinda the same

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 18, 2016

To people with bad results today: don't worry you'll get into a crapper uni through clearing and do a ton of pills during freshers

— kav (@Kav_Kaushik) August 18, 2016

Good luck to everyone getting their A-level results today. Remember, Neil Armstrong didn't get any A-levels, and he walked on the moon.

— Rob Corp ️ (@RobertCorp) August 18, 2016

Get bad results today? Good news: unless your career involves surgery or finance, your degree will make no difference. #alevelresults

— Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) August 18, 2016

If you don't get the exam results you wanted, look at all the Pokemon you collected instead & that will make you feel better. #alevelresults

— Rick Burin (@rickburin) August 18, 2016

Remember, if you don't get the A level results you hoped for today, they're loads easier than they used to be & you're probably a bit thick.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) August 18, 2016

A level students: whatever your results, remember that Earth is a tiny speck in an infinite vacuum and nothing you do will ever matter

— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) August 18, 2016

If your boyfriend or girlfriend got good A-level results today and is off to uni, cherish this time together – you'll be dumped by Christmas

— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) August 18, 2016

'There's always clearing' 'I got 3 Us, now I'm a billionaire' 'Well, there's nothing you can do now' #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/EPGaGeIfv8

— Courtney ✨ (@WaitCourtneyWho) August 17, 2016

If your worried about your A Level results, don't be. I rhymed Rambo with Django and managed to buy a Lambo. You'll be alright. Good luck ❤️

— #WOBBLEOUTNOW (@LethalBizzle) August 18, 2016

Don't worry if your A-Levels aren't what you were hoping for: an adulthood of creeping tragedy awaits everyone, regardless of results.

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 18, 2016

I aced my A Levels but in some part that was due to inherent socioeconomic privilege. Not sure it's much of a heartwarming anecdote tbh.

— Alan White (@aljwhite) August 18, 2016

Remember kids, Queen Elizabeth II didn't get any A-levels. And look at her now.

— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) August 18, 2016

Folks if you've buggered up your A-Levels and can't go to university now, you've helped your career prospects and saved £40k of student debt

— Jack (@Debaser92) August 18, 2016

If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 18, 2016

I remember when I got my A Level results. Twitter wasn't around then so we all had to spend all day calling up journos and celebs for advice

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) August 18, 2016

I didn't do A-levels and it didn't do me any ham.

— cluedont (@cluedont) August 18, 2016