The most hysterical tweets about the UK’s ‘killer clown’ epidemic
‘Clowns in London wouldn’t even work because we don’t have the time pls’
Clowns in London wouldn't even work because we don't have the time pls
— radio raheem (@Jodecicryforu) October 4, 2016
In case you haven’t heard yet, “killer clowns” have arrived in the UK.
Based on a trend which started on college campuses in America, people around the UK have been freaking out and claiming they’ve seen terrifying clowns roaming their own streets.
After the arrest of a teenager dressed as a clown and carrying a knife in Newcastle last night, people are understandably scared – and a little bit confused. Here’s some of the internet’s best reactions to the clowns’ arrival in the UK…
Can these clowns come to the UK? Need some excitement in my life lol
— Jen Medina (@prinseshjen) October 5, 2016
bro i wish these clowns would run up on me. i'm ready. @clownstakeover smh when you coming to england? pic.twitter.com/EN1sc5FbAT
— spooky n? (@flightclayton) October 5, 2016
These clowns are now in the uk and Canada. We're all going to die
— Sam (@SnuggybugStyles) October 5, 2016
"killer clowns come to Glasgow" hawd on a wee minute I dinny want to see ur ugly mug at night so take yourself & ur ballon tae fuck ya pie?
— Alex Macfarlane (@Macfarlane5Alex) October 5, 2016
but yeah, apparently the clowns are in the uk too now.
so glad i don't leave the house lmao— holly (@HollyLxuise) October 5, 2016
We know have a clown near us ?? certainly can't go dogging at penny flash for a while ?? pic.twitter.com/IaPJTTnTP0
— Matthew Reid (@matthewreid93) October 5, 2016
Nope..can't be dealing with people dressing up as clowns in Newcastle now, I skitz at a twig snapping when I'm walking in the dark
— Amy Richardson (@AmyyRichardsonn) October 4, 2016
"Clowns have been spotted in Glasgow" pic.twitter.com/J8dfDV3Uie
— fran? (@MacaroniDeMarco) October 5, 2016
Clowns spotted in Manchester pic.twitter.com/m6XLtkaDNX
— ✨Paul ✨ (@WeAreAllMona) October 5, 2016
If I saw any of the scary clowns goin about Edinburgh I'd just ask them to get on the sesh with me it would be a mad one
— claz (@_Kepler22b) October 5, 2016
Me if a see any clowns kicking about around Newcastle… pic.twitter.com/kvDYhdWas9
— Leighton (@LCrozier11) October 5, 2016
clowns in glasgow pic.twitter.com/GNl86kXWIs
— rebecca (@flintbizkit) October 4, 2016
im gna cry life is too hard when r the clowns comin to Newcastle take me with u
— holly (@hxllydrydxn) October 5, 2016
when the english think they're safe from clowns but the first clown was spotted in nottingham pic.twitter.com/QKdvHdQFrB
— ? spooki (@suburbangh0sts) October 3, 2016
wait till those clowns come to England, you'll see them running from a group of 12 year olds, fags still in their hands
— harry lewis (@h_lewis99) October 5, 2016
Apparently those clowns are coming to England and honestly bring it it's a fucker in costume I have so much anger built up I'm ready for it
— Q (@_Quintonn) October 5, 2016
Clowns in London wouldn't even work because we don't have the time pls
— radio raheem (@Jodecicryforu) October 4, 2016
These clown sightings are getting me shook? hope my ex stays safe and the clowns don't go to 585 Mansfield Road, Nottingham, NG5 2FW at all
— Dominic?? (@DeeArrAye) October 4, 2016
Hope one of them clowns comes to Leeds & kills me xx
— al (@_alexflanaghan) October 4, 2016
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