
Worst year ever? Not if these clubbers have anything to say about it!
Forget Brexit and feast your eyes on the best clubbers of the whole of 2016
Should all the clubbers be forgot, and never brought to mind? We publish every week, we do, and they’re always looking fine.
The end of the year is a time for reflection, and there’s a lot of important things to reflect on. But amid the Brexits and the Trumps and the Selasi-not-winning-Bake-Offs, let’s not pretend it was all bad.
Here’s a look back at some of the best clubbers in the UK we’ve featured in the last year. Think of it as a toast to 2017, to the old friends we’ll keep and the new friends we’ll make, and to the clubbers who’ll pound Jäger after Jäger through it all.
PE teacher of the year
Mr Jenkin, you’re meant to stay away from the sixth formers
Guy most confused that he’s pulled in an LV scarf
This wasn’t supposed to happen
It’s meant to go up your nose, mate
Pikachu gets it
Most useful therapy session of the year
So when was the last time you said you loved each other?
The day our son was born
BONUS ROUND: The year’s most clueless DJs
So I just press the buttons yeah?
I don’t want to be a DJ – I want to be a DANCER
When the headliner doesn’t turn up so the bouncer has to step in
Bloody ‘ell, I forgot all me music!
When your mates are road but you’re just too polite
I have my mum as a friend on Facebook
Exam invigilator of the year
Calculators under desks, please
Harry Potter and the potential foursome
He’ll be showing them his Nimbus 3000
BONUS ROUND: Men holding up invisible shopping bags
Clobber of the week
The face of a man who’s experienced Black Friday
What a haul!
Bet you wish you hadn’t dumped me now Dan
LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM DAN LOOK HOW LITTLE I CRY
This man is lactose intolerant
Moving swiftly on
Omg Aaron shall we play some Pitbull?
We’re totally gonna do it, we’re totally gonna play some Pitbull
When you’re meant to be DJing but the ASOS sale starts at midnight
Got my eye on some sweet ass deck shoes
BONUS ROUND: Men who have definitely, 100 per cent not committed any crimes
No officer, we haven’t seen any stolen vehicles
I haven’t heard anything about any vandalism, sir
Murder, officer? Wouldn’t know anything about that
An offering! For the Lord of Light!
Do not destroy us with your unfeeling fire, sweet Lord!
Sleepiest clubber of the year
When you’re wearing a tiny yellow backpack but still manage to pull
Must be the lid
BONUS ROUND: Men in regional nightclubs wearing jumpers which are too tight
If Brexit was a human being
South Thanet make some noooooooiiiiisssse
Oh, and if you’re looking for wankers, here’s
Yep
Swear we’ve seen these guys before?
Oh yeah
Me when I put on one of your mum’s T-shirts
l o l
Think you’ve had a bad 2016?
Anyway, got to go – I’ve pulled the bouncer
See you next year I guess