Yar har, fiddle dee dee, fancy a peep at the clubbers this week?
If seeing the clubbers is alright wit ye, here are the clubbers
Bobby PalmerWell, I took a stroll on the internet yesterday-I-ay-I-ay – I saw a little album of clubbers pics and my mind it sure did say: “Well I ask you friend. What’s a writer to do? Cos these pics are great and my captions are too!”
Happy St Patrick’s weekend. Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week – shoutout to our Belfast brethren especially.
Miracle of the week
A gin & tonic from the Lord himself
This guy claims his blazer is a 42′ small
Come on mate that’s a 44′ regular at least
And for his next fight, Conor McGregor will fight… Conor McGregor!
They’re not here to take part, they’re here to take over
Cool picture, but surely this is dangerous?
Even the greatest selfie isn’t worth mowing down punters for
And now, the winners of the 2017 Shit Lid Championships
We’d like to thank our barbers
COME ON REF THAT WAS MILES OFFSIDE
THIS GAME IS A JOKE REF A FUCKING JOKE
My name’s Tom. I’m a DJ, but I’d rather be taking you for a spin on the best date of your life
DM me
Fuck that mate he’s putting baby in the corner
Nobody fucking does that man nobody
Sorry can someone point to the lights for me?
Thanks
That’s Tommy. His head is entirely made of cheese
Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef
Haha we’ve all been there gal!
YO HO HO YOUNG LADY WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Oh wait wrong holiday
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera