I don’t even care if you read clubbers of the week, honestly, I don’t
Your mate who slept with your ex is in this lol
Bobby PalmerDon’t worry, be calm, don’t worry. We’re here. Shush. It’s OK. We’re here.
Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Your Uncle of the week
Haven’t seen him since he used to splash me in the paddling pool!
When your giant loving heart just bleeds through your T-shirt
If it could scream, it would scream LoVe mE
When you and the girls are all about to refill your ink pens
Here’s to learning!!!
When you need to take a UKAD-approved urine test during your night out
Professional athletes can sesh too
What are these boys wearing tonight? Jeans and a nice top!
These lovely lasses know!
Drink our electric potion and be transported with us to the cosmic colony of Contraxia
‘Tis everlasting winter there, but the lights shine so bright so so bright
Is the club photographer pissing on this man?
There used to be rules back in my day
When you and your fiancée are united by your love of E-cigs
I now pronounce you man and VapeLord™
The only way to calm a wrathful purple orb is with some seriously smooth jazz
This is known
When you find some instant pasta so you and your mates and a gorilla all want to celebrate
What the fuck is in these drugs I’m taking
Wait, maybe there’s more to life than shagging women and clubbers of the week?
Better not to think about these things, friend
Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace in Newcastle.
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