All I want for Christmas are these festive Clubbers of the Week

It's the festive period, time to clog your arteries with goose fat, watch Van Helsing on Channel 4 (why is it always on during Christmas?????) and repeat the same cut and stick responses to your Aunties when they ask: "So how's university? Who do you live with again?"

So, to help turbo charge you with Christmas cheer, here are the Christmas Clubbers of the Week:

Is this girl actually levitating or what?

And why aren't her mates impressed? She is literally defying gravity

Her chest is gonna get real sticky later

WORTH IT

Big yellow bear squares up to unsuspecting Sheffield University student in nightclub

"You what mate?"

This girl has some sweet moves

It's like she's sliding her folded tops further into the shelf

Naughty Christmas LADS

At least once these guys lost their hats to drunk girls who took selfies in them

More Christmas LADS

During the festive season clubbers HAVE to replace their Hawaiian shirts with a novelty Christmas jumpers

Easiest game of Where's Wally I have ever seen

Let's play spot the person who wants to go home and nosh on a kebab

This girl isn't Christmasy but she looks fabulous sooo

Do NOT feed the animals…

…unless it is with orange VKs

Bit violent????

When your mum brings out two different types of stuffing and then says, "don't wait for me, you can start"

Safe Santa, wag1 blud

When you see a Terry's Chocolate Orange shaped present in the stocking

But then your mum is like "I thought you were too old for that sort of thing?" and you're like EH?????????

This girl is praying to Santa to let there be enough Turkey leftovers to eat cold Christmas sandwiches until July

Brave choice wearing a turkey carcass to the rave

She doesn't look excited by her present. Maybe she asked for cash and her Mum said, "Oh I thought I'd get you a little something anyway".

I bet it's a pair of star print pyjamas from Debenhams

Snow or dandruff?

Either way them guys love it