
21 things you’ll only get if you know a Fiat 500 girl
Get me to a McDonald’s drive-thru ASAP x
There’s a Fiat 500 girl in every friendship group and yeah, she definitely has her flaws – like being obsessed with her boyfriend, nuggets and tweeting very mundane things that appeal to everyone. But, don’t we all?
If there’s one thing for certain though, it’s that she’s unintentionally funny and everyone laps it up.
Here are 21 of the funniest tweets, which have captured her more perfectly than anyone ever could:
1.
Fiat 500 Twitter is tweeting the phrases:
“haha cba x”
“I’m a princess??”
“need a holiday”
“feel so drained?”
“need my hair and nails donee”
“I’m a psycho girlfriend?”
“in a mood don’t make me laugh?” “really fancy a chinese?”
“I need nuggets”
“Need a tan”
unironically— gem☁️ (@Gemstokes2000) January 1, 2018
2.
Imagine David Attenborough narrating a night out –
“Here we have the Fiat 500 in her natural feeding ground… McDonald’s”
— Tom Shepherd (@Tom_Shepz) January 7, 2018
3.
If you expected a fake Misguided Instagram account was going to give you a free £150 voucher, I hope your fiat 500 breaks down tomorrow
— stoylesey (@cal_stoyles) January 15, 2018
4.
fiat 500 twitter’s new year’s tweets are everything i dreamed they would be
new year same me because i never learn my lesson and let ppl fuck me over ?? x
32.5K retweets 56.3K likes— joe (@jsphdeal) December 31, 2017
5.
Fiat 500 girls can’t eat a meal without calling themselves a pig innit
— EJ (@EJballurrrr) January 10, 2018
6.
Stop putting companies pages on ye insta story like r u dumb they ain’t giving out £150 to 15000 people, come on have a day off u fiat 500
— Ollie (@OliverStevens7) January 16, 2018
7.
Post Christmas winter is the worst
-it's dark all the time
-ya poor af
-fiat 500 twitter won't shut up about "how they wish summer would hurry up ??"
-Christmas is dead n gone and there's nothing to look forward to
-it's cold but not cold enough for snow— Freddie Russell (@freddierussell) January 14, 2018
8.
Feel sorry for all the burds that got a Fiat 500 for Christmas. All they wanted was a Chinese, a tango ice blast n a cuddle
— PATTER™ (@decent_patter) January 6, 2018
9.
Missguided has introduced a “jeans and nice top” section and I can already hear fiat 500 shagging their Chinese over it
— Josh Utting (@JoshUtting) January 16, 2018
10.
reet so this is a bit fiat 500 but my pores are actually SCREAMING for a break from tan and unfortunately my self esteem won’t let that happen
— rosie ringer (@r0siii3) January 7, 2018
11.
every fiat 500 girl on the day of their 18th bday : omg can’t believe some girls!!!! Ur like 12 stop asking me to lend u my ID it’s so disrespectful ??
— T I F F ?✨ (@savethebumbles) January 14, 2018
12.
Fiat 500 twitter
"Don't you just pure love chrimbo, the films, food, hot choc and pjs ahhh ??? wish i was one of them girls who doesn't put weight on as im a pure fat cow right now? crazy seeing who i started year with and who im ending with ?no time for snakes in 2018 ??"— isaac (@isaacmalin) December 29, 2017
13.
Feel sorry for lasses me hahaha can’t even tweet they’re excited for their tea without being told they drive a Fiat 500
— Connor Black (@connorblack_1) January 10, 2018
14.
That toff creature could be chanting send em back in an ss uniform on top of daily mail hq and fiat 500 offshore boyfriend twitter would be like haha so relatable ? go on girl ?
— Billie (@billiepauI) December 17, 2017
15.
The most fiat 500 twitter thing I’ve seen is fiat 500 twitter thinking it’s about what car they own
— lyd (@lydxia) January 13, 2018
16.
fiat 500 twitter are basically girls who never went through the emo phase and therefore i dont trust em
— DIEVČA (@xievcatko) January 9, 2018
17.
actually scared to tweet at the minute incase someone replies calling me fiat 500 twitter
— georgia (@georgiacrosss) January 11, 2018
18.
any time you criticise ed sheeran fiat 500 twitter will show up an go 'well what are you doin with YOUR life??' well am not listening to ed sheeran thats for fucking sure
— mirvius caeser (@mirvmirvin) December 29, 2017
19.
Fiat 500 girls love tweeting everything their boyfriend does, "last night he switched the TV on and it came on, love him haha" stfu ffs
— S4IF ? (@S4IFF) October 21, 2017
20.
All fiat 500 twitter do is put themselves down then put the delicate ‘x’ at the end lool
— Mikey (@MikeyCookie_) December 29, 2017
21.
The male equivalent of fiat 500 twitter are those white boys who retweet Liam Gallaghers entire twitter thinkin they're banter as fuck
— alex rae (@alexrxe) December 29, 2017

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