Quiz: What percentage Tory are you really?
There’s a Conservative in all of us
It’s okay. You’re in a safe space now. You really don’t have to hide it anymore. I know you’re a Tory and I promise I won’t rat you out to your flatmates.
But look at yourself in the mirror, can you really hide it for much longer? Well, it all depends on just how much of a massive Tory you really are. Take this quiz to find out:
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