The best of Cardiff’s newly anonymous yaks

Now that Yik Yak has returned from its little holiday to the dark abyss of nothingness, we can safely say that it has come back to the Cardiff area in full force.

Anonymous handles have increased the area’s yak yield tenfold, with posts going from a couple daily to one every few minutes. Still not as good as last year where it was every couple of seconds, but we accept it’s a work in progress.

Even if the apology was poor af.

We don’t forgive you

As a sign of good will and letting bygones be bygones, we decided to compile a list specific to Cardiff as a way of celebrating Yik Yak’s resurrection.

Here’s to another year of nocturnal, needy, booty-calling backstabbers.

There was relief

….And bitterness

Can we at least stay friends

But they mean it this time

Hope

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…And shame

Come-hither from the night’s shadows O mysterious seducer

People were mocked

Same

Panic ensued

The nocturnal beings emerged from their caves

Sounds about right

Backstabbers shrouded themselves with the cloak of anonymity

Preach

Loneliness translated into complaint

Bless

Conspiracies were plentiful

It’s all a lie

But there were reassurances

Popular culture was questioned

When the crowd say Bo Selecta

But most importantly..

DIGBY