All the reasons why Cardiff is literally the worst place to live, ever

People rave about the capital of Wales. I don’t really know why. It’s got a stadium, castle, decent university, some okay parks. It’s even got a bay, urgh.

It’s honestly the worst place to live. Here’s why.

It’s got ugly buildings

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBr-G_Pi1OK/

The parks aren’t very well kept

See, disgraceful

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFHqQfGi1O7/

https://www.instagram.com/p/1vL2gfC1Bi/

People take pictures of this all. the. time.

I’ve seen better views

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIYOJQsAI8V/?tagged=sophiagardens

Someone should knock this old mess down

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ5IVk0jT1t/?tagged=cardiffcastle

I wouldn’t bother going inside

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQyZ05eDjfa/?tagged=cardiffcastle

Nothing goes on there anyway

Don’t know what goes on here

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQkjwGjA113/

It never sounds that fun anyway tbh from what I hear

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQYQMEkgcD0/?tagged=principalitystadium

Everyone’s mad for a sport where you throw the ball backwards

The whole city goes into shut down

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNVO0JohojP/

The walls are covered in this stuff

https://www.instagram.com/p/6cGZUGkv70/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPAdxBDBh5I/

https://www.instagram.com/p/_Rwtv_S-Sc/

The nightlife is below par

https://www.instagram.com/p/9ii1r_RpjW/?taken-by=splottwarehouse

There’s nothing to do except

This festival

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGOhIysC1K7/?taken-by=lucewoodham

Or this food festival at the Bay

https://www.instagram.com/p/5GMsvFCZlN/

Or sometimes there are some lowkey events

Or the Street Food Circus

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJTiRQCj6jw/?tagged=sophiagardens

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ8V-d3DKJO/?tagged=sophiagardens

Then there are these eyesores

Why people wanna go here is baffling

It’s really hard to find a good breakfast

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE8bcb7C1CZ/

Or a good cocktail

https://www.instagram.com/p/5CPWckC1E4/

There’s not enough places to go for pudding tbh

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ2yq13DLit/?tagged=welshcakes

Cathays is rubbish

The shops aren’t very varied…

You have to go trail round here

Or I guess you can shop round here

Finally, people are in love with this thing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ43raFjsZB/

And insist on doing this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQXtVUtg233/