Cardiff’s most eligible Bachelor: Round two

We’re getting straight into our next round of Cardiff’s most eligible bachelor and here they are:

Lewis Bryan, 3rd year Sociology

How do you feel about being nominated?

“I’m feeling lush, excited at my prospects after this process, hopefully club appearances or a few brand endorsements, big things are coming.”

Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)

He once got carried home over the shoulder of his date who then helped him to tactical chunder in his room.

Describe the nominee in 3 words

Fit, flirty, fabulous.

Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words

Tall, dark, and handsome.

Best chat up line

Do you want to see me do a forward roll?

Describe the nominee’s perfect date

Pulse followed by a Chicago Bulls.

Favourite dating app

Grindr.

Isaac Tudge, 2nd year Mechanical Engineering

How do you feel about being nominated?

“Yeah pretty chuffed. It was a joint effort as most of my housemates are in relationships.”

Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)

Girl in Liveys bit his top lip so hard it split open. Naughty.

Describe the nominee in 3 words

Upsettingly below average.

Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words

Loves a finger.

Best chat up line

Wagwan g what’s your BBM?

Describe the nominee’s perfect date

Sailing x

Favourite dating app

Hinge!!

Gareth Reynolds, 3rd year Business and Management

How do you feel about being nominated?

“I’m happy to be nominated, I was shocked to hear about this to be honest.”

Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)

Bagged this chick and she asked him to punch her.

Describe the nominee in 3 words.

Handsome, horny, hungry.

Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words.

Horny, breathing, willing.

Best chat up line

I’m Bruno.

Describe the nominee’s perfect date.

Pint that she pays for and straight back to the pit.

Favourite dating app

Hinge.

James Thetford, 2nd year Biomed

How do you feel about being nominated?

“My mates did it for a laugh so I wasn’t expecting it but I’m interested to see what will be written.”

Describe the nominee in 3 words

My weird housemate.

Best chat up line

Hey, do you work at subway because you give me a foot long.

Describe the nominee’s perfect date

Wine, cheese, and a rom-com.

Favourite dating app

Tinder.

Sebastian Kay, 1st year Business

How do you feel about being nominated?

“Definitely one to put on the CV.”

Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)

Too many to choose just one.

Describe the nominee in 3 words

Cash, cocky, cute.

Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words

Tall, tanned, blonde.

Best chat up line

Did you know I have an Audi?

Describe the nominee’s perfect date

Three course meal at the Ivy.

Favourite dating app

Tinder.

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