Meet the KCL Varsity Rugby Team
Watch out you ‘Godless Scum’! #bleedred
Friday 17th March sees some of KCL’s finest male athletes taking to the field in order to compete one of the most high-brow events of the year, the London Varsity Series.
We caught up with the fine specimen which is the Rugby Varsity Team in order to meet the men representing us this year:
Name: Sam Ridgeway
Nickname: Riggway
Course: Geography, 2nd Year
Position: Prop
Renown for: Fresh fade
Name: Harry Robb
Nickname: Arreh
Course: Biomedical Science, 1st Year
Position: Hooker
Renown for: Apparently his instagram: @hazzarobb
Name: Noah Sloot
Nickname: Noot
Course: French and Business Management, 2nd Year
Position: Prop
Renown for: He can fill a pint glass..
Name: Chris Welsh
Nickname: Chris ‘P’ Pint
Course: War Studies, 3rd Year
Position: Lock
Renown for: Absence
Name: Blaise Salle
Nickname: Red Stripe
Course: Politics, Philosophy and Law, 3rd Year
Position: Lock
Renown for: The big black guy with the afro
Name: Jack Hall
Nickname: Acid Jack
Course: Digital Culture, 2nd Year
Position: Lock
Renown for: Lifetime ban from Walkabout
Name: Matthew Radley (Captain)
Nickname: Shladley
Course: Geography, 3rd Year
Position: Flanker
Renown for: Dirty Whore
Name: Greg O’Meara
Nickname: Poo S’Meara
Course: European Studies, 2nd Year
Position: no.8
Renown for: Wreckless endangerment
Name: Barney Meadowcroft
Nickname: Snorey Borey
Course: Law, 2nd Year
Position: Utility
Renown for: Being boring
Name: George Beal
Nickname: Shandy Goode
Course: Geogrpahy, 3rd Year
Position: Fly Half
Renown for: Being Flic’s little Bitch
Name: Henry Thompson
Nickname: Jeff
Course: Geography, 3rd Year
Position: Wing
Renown for: Being an emotional wreck
Name: Will Fairhurst
Nickname: Thirsty
Course: English, 3rd Year
Position: Centre
Renown for: Being inappropriately drunk all the time
Name: Courtney Horey
Nickname: Shknee
Course: History, 2nd Year
Position: Centre
Renown for: Being slightly (very) fat
Name: Gus Thomas
Nickname: Angus
Course: War Studies, 1st Year
Position: Wing/Centre
Renown for: Wearing jeggings to Walkies
Name: William Watkinson
Nickname: John Boy
Course: Nursing, 5th Year
Position: Full Back
Renown for: Teller of Tales
Name: Simon Cooley
Nickname: Fart Sniffer
Course: History and War Studies, 2nd Year
Position: Prop
Renown for: Sniffing farts
Name: Yazad Sethna
Nickname: Yaaaaaaaz girl
Course: Biomedical Sciences, 1st Year
Position: Lock
Renown for: Selling his cousin for 12 camels and a Persian rug
Name: Noah Vincenz
Nickname: Drago
Course: Computer Science, 2nd Year
Position: Flanker
Renown for: Eating at least 6 meals a day
Name: Alex Chabala
Nickname: Chabalalah
Course: Year Abroad, 2nd year
Position: Flanker
Renown for: Voting for Trump
Name: Josh Jones
Nickname: Coaster
Course: History, 2nd Year
Position: Scrum half
Renown for: Sweating profusely
Name: Tom Hodson
Nickname: Cow Head
Course: War Studies, 2nd Year
Position: Wing
Renown for: The moustache
Name: Shayann Mohajeri
Nickname: Stump
Course: Chemistry, 2nd Year
Position: Wing
Renown for: Sleeping with taller women
Name: Pedro de Campos Silva
Nickname: Nados Xspicy
Course: PHD Drugs, 3rd Year
Position: Wing
Renown for: Being foreign
Here’s what the hero captaining the Rugby boys to victory had to say:
“Following 3 consecutive promotions, KCL 1st XV have found themselves competing at the top of the BUCS university leagues in Premier South A alongside some of the biggest names in university sport.
“This experience has been invaluable to all the boys involved and has shaped us into a strong and tightknit bunch. We look forward to capping off this tough season with a win against the godless scum in front of our adoring fans. Rest assured the boys have been working hard in the gym, in the bar and on the training field to bring home that silverware once more.”
The Men’s Rugby Varsity match starts at 17:00 and you can buy your tickets here.
KCLRFC are also running a competition where you could win a pair of FREE tickets to the game on Friday. All you have to do is like their Facebook page and tag a friend in the post and those tickets could be yours! You’ve got to be in it to win it so go over and give it a like.
All the best to our rugby boys, we’ll be there giving our support. Will you?