From stage to pool: King’s water polo is back to entertain at Varsity
Like Rugby… but better
Brittany McHughWith our girls in the running for the national cup and the boys making headlines on KissCollegeLondon we're ready to steal the spotlight yet again.
Now meet the players:
Women's Captain: Britt “Casualty” McHugh
Goalie
Bad shoulders, worse knees, all heart <3
Zoe “Shortie” Barr
Left drive
We'd put a blurb, but she's got the most dirt on all of us.
Clarice “Aphrodite” Brambilla
Right wing
If Valentine’s Day were a person…
Flora “Tied up” Guarnotta
Right drive
She’s fifty shades of pink, ‘nuff said.
Katja “MVP” Rauber
Pit
Her shots will ‘cut-ya’ in half!
Ainara “Salsa” Lopez-Pardo
Pit-defence
She'll dance circles around you, in and out of the pool.
Jordan “Light it up” Onweller
Left drive
She may be from Chicago, but deep-dish is not okay.
Gabriella “Gabs" Dow
Right drive
Why do people always think her name is Kelly?
Alice “Aussie” Kennedy
Left wing
You think you know her and then she speaks fluent French and you question everything.
Xanni “Alexa” von Guionneau
Right wing
Don't ask her to play Despacito.
Men's Captain: Alex “Take Me Out” Osband
Pit defence
“God in the water, but useless at anything below the waist.”
Olly “Romeo” Norton
Left wing
Mr. Steal-ya-girl if he wasn’t always taken.
Lewys “Stripper” Burnett-Jones
Left wing
"If we didn’t stop him there wouldn't be towels at Take Me Out."
Joseph “JJ” Ryder Richardson
Goalie
He may be a keeper, but he sure does score.
Victor “Stage-fright” Ang
Pit defence
“The cute one with the glasses…”
Clarence “I’m so done with this” Woon
Left drive
Sweet and sour with a side of chikin.
Eren “f*cking Jäger” Yagmurlu
Pit
Is there any position he can’t do well?
Connor "not Conor" Dibblin
Right wing
"Yes, there is another Connor."
Joseph "Newbie" Selwan
Right drive
Ain't nothing going to keep this boy down.
Nic “God Bless America” Rago
Right wing
The stars and stripes personified.
The women's game against UCL will start at 19:00 on and the men's will follow from 20:00. Both games are hosted at York Leisure Centre, Bethnal Green on Saturday 9th March. Bring your friends, flatmates, and that funny lookin' cousin. Tickets available here.
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