
There was an ad on Indeed looking for a nanny to help out an incoming fresher
We really wish this was satire
Leeds has a small (read: big) reputation for being home to a sizeable number of posh and spoiled ex-private school fodder – everyone's heard stories about someone's friend's cousin's girlfriend who hired a personal assistant for uni, or even seen with their own eyes a flatmate that genuinely gets their mum to do their Ocado order for them. But have you ever wondered what could be the pinnacle of spoiled-brat-ness?
Well, it looks like they're coming to Leeds next year, and bringing a fucking nanny with them. Not a PA, not a chauffeur, not even a butler. A nanny.
An Indeed job ad went up on December 27th looking for a "nanny" to "cook and clean" for the employer's 18-year-old daughter. It looks like she's going to be studying Law – a course so "demanding" it apparently requires the extra help of a nanny.
The soon-to-be fresher's mum goes on to assure any prospective nannies that the girl already "has a driver who can pick up the groceries and drive her around," so the nanny will simply be required to "ensure she eats well and lives without the stress of laundry [and] cleaning."
Again, applicants need not fret about their cooking skills – the girl's mum states the nanny "does not need to be a gourmet chef, simply someone who can ensure my daughter eats three healthy meals a day and the fridge is always full of healthy snacks, juice, etc."- God knows she's gonna need the orange juice when she starts rinsing MDMA two weeks in and forgets what happiness feels like.
But why does she need a driver when she'll already live on campus? Well, turns out she actually lives in a two bedroom flat in the city centre.
Of course she fucking does.
If you're still interested in applying, you might be wondering what experience you need. Helpfully, one year of babysitting is listed as desirable. Let's just hope she's toilet-trained, at least.
If you're interested in applying, the link is here.