
BNOC of the year: Group Three
Who will win?
Tamid Chowdhury
candid af
After running in (and winning) half of the roles in the union elections the past two years, you will never fail to spot tamid in the science library doing anything but studying. On the occasions your (highest vote count for a PTO) Union Chair isn’t there, you’ll find him engaged in some philanthropist/activist work, in the gym or taking 30 minutes to walk through main quad just to stop and say hello. He’s also notorious for dynamic wardrobe changes… Donning a smart casual look one day and a (wannabe) American gangster the next – rather surprising look given his soft-as-snow voice and poetic ways of talking.
Celia Willoughby
surrounded by her adoring fans
Nominated by The Tab’s very own Andrew Tindall, here’s his case for making Celia your BNOC of the year:
“Queen of the gays, some call her. King of the Geographers, others call her. As LGBT+ officer Celia is well connected with what’s hot and what’s not; and we all know gays are leaps ahead with everything. You’ll find Celia slumped in the corner of cocktail bars across London; on the main stage in Heaven – shaking what god gave her or being carried down the street by a herd of gays (I think that’s the multiple for gays). A vote for Celia is a vote for equality, true stardom and all that’s pure on this earth”
Ben Foreman
An all round top boozer, Ben uses his great networking skills to blag himself loads of free shit. However he may have to utilise that cooking course he did for DofE, as his over achieving girlfriend will need him to stay at home and look after the kids when she’s making bare p as a high-flying banker.

UCL Marxist Society suspended over refusal to remove Palestine imagery ‘inciting violence’
UCL SU also took down the advertisement for a Student Socialist Alternative Society event over similar concerns

‘They want to silence us’: UAL is censoring posters about cleaners’ strike across its campuses
‘We were cleaners before. Now we are servants.’

University College London’s iconic Portico pillars painted orange in Just Stop Oil protest
The protest managed to dupe campus security which was on high alert after a tip-off

Queen Mary University is pressuring students to report their lecturers who are striking
The university’s app now features a ‘missed teaching’ section

Queen Mary University now runs a literary course on the works of Taylor Swift
Is Taylor Swift the modern day Shakespeare?

Imperial College revealed as second largest beneficiary of fossil fuel funding among UK universities
Royal Holloway and Queen Mary also ranked among the top 10 recipients of donations from fossil fuel companies

London students face highest risk of phone theft in the UK, new data reveals
The research estimates that over 5,000 students fell victim to phone robberies last year

London students demand 100 per cent plant-based catering in multi-campus protest
Students from UCL, Imperial, and London Met dropped banners across campuses as part of their campaign

Met Police fight new wave of robberies targeting freshers and offer advice for students
The police launched a new initiative outside the XOYO nightclub in Shoreditch

The London Tab is looking for new writers: Come write for us!
Come to our open meeting at 7pm on Monday 2nd October at the Ice Wharf in Camden!

These are all the London uni stereotypes, according to a non-London student
Imagine being mistaken for an Imperial student

Planned UCU strike action at UCL has been cancelled
Strikes were planned for the week starting September 25th

London universities to be hit with five days of strikes at the start of term
This comes as marking and assessment boycotts just ended

Imposter who did not study at the uni snuck into LSE graduation in attempt to fake degree
The individual rented the university’s official gown and forged tickets to infiltrate the event

Cost of private London student halls reaches 150 per cent of maximum maintenance loan
The annual cost of private halls is forecast to reach almost £20,000 in the coming academic year

UCL students are allowed to sue their uni – this is what it means for other students nationwide
Students across the country are now one step closer to winning compensation

UCL offered striking lecturer up to £125 to cross the picket and mark student assessments
The uni offered £125 for 10,000 word dissertations, £45 for first markers of 3,000 word essays and £20 for second marking

Students can sue UCL for compensation for Covid and strike disruptions, judge rules
UCL will face trial if it cannot settle with students involved in the case in eight months

Review: The Shape of Things at The Park Theatre in Finsbury Park
A chance to see both a spectacular performance and Colin Bridgerton in the flesh

A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
Remember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?

Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
He’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off

Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni

MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
The drama really never ends!

Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended

‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby

Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore

Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Give this man all the baguettes

Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this

Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast

Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!

From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these

Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough

‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’

MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’

‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight

Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera