If Newcastle Uni halls had Tinder, this is what they’d look like
Would you swipe right or left?
Amy HarrisTinder. The dating app where casual hook ups are the norm and ghosting is a reality. The app that has even created Tinder U specifically for college students to play matchmaker.
Instead of discussing the reality of being on a dating app we thought it would be fun to see what different Newcastle uni halls Tinder bio's would look like. So, if you've ever wondered if your uni accommodation was a person what they would put in their Tinder bio (you have probably never thought about it) then look no further….
Smoker. Love a night out with the lads ? I can drive you anywhere you want to go! Cat Lover ?Love to set off fire alarms just for the bants, because I'm fun like that.
6'2. Gym lad – use my Pure Gym link. Voodoo Promoter. Message me for guest-list and VIP. Before we even match I've probably already slid into your Facebook DM's about guest-list for Club Trop this Monday ?
LDN > NCL. Student Ambassador. A great cook ? You'll find me in Soho on a Wednesday and MSA on a Friday ? Add me on Snapchat/ Insta: LibertybbzPlaza98
Smoker. Vegan. Love travelling the world ? I'm taller than I look in photos. Love a great sunset. I may seem quiet but really I'm a party animal ?
You'll find me in Swingers outside smoking my rollies ? Born southerner but northerner at heart ❤ A true rahh. Own four puffer jackets. You're not living right if you haven't already used all your saucepans and left them to go mouldy in the hallway.
BEFORE YOU ASK, I DO NOT GO TO NORTHUMBRIA! Love the sesh ? Queen of Sinners. Love long walks to uni and mood lighting at pres.
You'll probably find me in the Hancock having a cheeky Dark Fruits between lectures or in Tiger on Wednesdays with the boys ? Live close to the action. You work hard, you play hard!
Not close to the action, but I make my own fun. A huge people person and family girl, a chatter box! I'm very close to Castle Leazes but I'm also kind of not ? Fitness junkie – running up four flights of stairs because there is no lift!
Who would you swipe right for?
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