Here are all the Valentine’s cards every student at Newcastle wants to get
Great to send to your library crush
Rosalind ThackerValentine's Day is here, and we wanted to provide you with a perfect way to show your partner how you feel about them in a way only Newcastle students can understand. Whether you give one to your library crush, slip one under your flat mates door, or you've got a particularly attractive neighbour you've been admiring from a distance. Show someone how much they mean to you this valentines with one of these cards.
1. The Robbo
A match made in heaven
2. Armstrong building
Terrible pun, but very romantic nonetheless
3. Shijo
Perfect card to slide to your library crush on their lunch break
4. Metro ticket inspector
An oldie but goldie chat up line
5. Monument
Wow. I am blushing!
6. Heaton
Love is about loving someone in spite of their flaws
7. Decapitated head statues
"You spin my head right round, right round" – Flo Rida (2009)
8. Black flares
The greatest declaration of love there is
9. Castle Leazes
Perfect for your castle leazes crush to make them feel special
10. Whitley bay
This would go well paired with a cute date to the beach
11. Greggs
Save this one for someone special!
12. Munchies
Now THAT is true love
13. Angel of the North
Simple. Effective. Full Proof.
Now you are fully equipped to make the first move on that special someone. Good luck!
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