
Clubbers of the Week: Pancake Tuesday and trebs
Who made it this week?
Pancakes and Jägers, the perfect combination. Whether you blagged pancakes in the club, or made them before pres, you were all still papped either way.
We have rounded up the best and most iconic pictures club pictures of the last week, did you make it?
Seeing that person on your course that you have spoken to once
Becoming a professional dancer after a few too many trebs
Girls supporting girls
Fifteen minutes into the night out thinking about pizza
When you said it was a lads only night and someone brings their girlfriend
Looking at your friend knowing full well you’re going to have to take them home any minute
Making enough food after a night out to feed the 5,000 all for yourself
Getting your priorities straight
When Flo Rida’s ‘Low’ comes on and you’ve been practicing
What a quiet night at the pub actually looks like
When you make friends with someone in the queue so you can get to the front and they won’t leave you alone
Looking at the shot girl like…
When you try and look sober whilst approaching the bouncers
Photo credit: Aaron Shaquille-Carlton (Swingers), Rob Anderson (Oops and LOCO), Max Cooper (Soho Rooms), Alex Griffin (POUT)

We asked Newcastle students their worst flatcest stories: This is what we found out
If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?

Here are five hot girl costumes to wear in the Toon this Halloween
Sorry, Barbie didn’t make the cut x

What to do in Newcastle this October if your life is feeling a bit too repetitive
It seems you can have too much of a good thing!

We asked Newcastle students where are the best places to have sex on campus
Anyone fancy a romp in the Phil Rob?

Just nine of the most iconic Newcastle BeReals we’ve all succumbbed to taking
Nothing says BeReal like spending your student loan in the Phil Rob vending machine x

Every disaster that will happen in a second year uni house in Newcastle
There’s nothing worse than a second year house…

The best brunch spots to show your parents when they visit the Toon
Time to rinse the bank of Mum and Dad x

This is the Taylor Swift song which matches your vibe based on your Newcastle uni halls
My condolences to those in The Great War..

From Normal People to Priests: Just 29 Newcastle equivalents to The Roman Empire
Everybody’s so creative!

NCL UCU tweets in error that strikes are called off forcing industrial action to be cancelled
Newcastle University has confirmed that all teaching will proceed as normal

Here’s what your favourite club song says about you as a Newcastle student
If American boy is basic then so am I

All of the back to uni stereotypes you should expect to meet: Toon edition
If you don’t fit any of these then lucky you x

Just eight pretty great reasons to join The Newcastle Tab this term
Join us at Luther’s on Monday 25th September at 7pm for our first open meeting

The five best ways to cure your hangover as a fresher in Newcastle
Welcome to the Toon silly fresh x

Newcastle University ranks in top 40 for best university in the UK, new league table shows
The university also ranks high on graduate prospects

Man charged with sexual assault after alleged attack of woman in Jesmond
Steven Donaghey was said to have been wearing a balaclava during the attack

A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
Remember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?

Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
He’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off

Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni

MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
The drama really never ends!

Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended

‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby

Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore

Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Give this man all the baguettes

Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this

Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast

Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!

From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these

Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough

‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’

MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’

‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight

Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera