‘Single but too lazy to mingle’: The second lot of Fittest Fresher lads has arrived
From Leamington Spa to Stella Artois
Bobby WalkerWe’re back with the second set of lads!
Any single ladies wanting to fall in love with an amnesiac or be destroyed at mini golf? This one’s for you.
Remember – you can still vote for both the boys and the girls in heat one, and voting for heat two has just opened too!
NUMBER ONE – ED CONNELL
“Peng”
From: Kent
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: Medicine
The best chat-up line I’ve ever used: “God said I could have a half-inch knob or a good memory… I don’t remember what I asked for”
Perfect date: Ghetto Golf
Favourite night out: Popworld on Christmas Day
Relationship status: Single
Follow Ed on Instagram here
NUMBER TWO – JACK BROMWICH
“He’s got a grin like a Cheshire Cat”
From: Leamington Spa
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: Marine Biology
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Realistically, do you wanna waste £10 going to Tup Tup, or shall we go back to mine now?”
Perfect Date: Quayside Spoons
Favourite night out: Every night
Relationship status: Single
Follow Jack on Instagram here
NUMBER THREE – MACAULEY ROSE
“Lives off fast food yet always in godly shape”
From: Beverley, Yorkshire
Halls: Portland Green
Course: Biomedical Science
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Give me your eBay username and I’ll slide in your DMs”
Perfect date: “I take pride in destroying girls at mini golf, then letting them drown their sorrows in cocktails and food afterwards”
Favourite night out: “Embarrass myself, order food, fall asleep cuddling said food”
Relationship status: “Single, but too lazy to mingle”
Follow Macauley on Instagram here
NUMBER FOUR – MATTY DUNLOP
“Just look at him”
“Just look at him”
From: Northern Ireland
Halls: Liberty Quay
Course: IT Management with Business
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you from Hogwarts? Because I’d love to Slytherin”
Perfect date: £2 Stellas at Billabong on a Wednesday night
Favourite night out: MSA on a Thursday night
Relationship status: Single
Follow Matty on Instagram here
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