
Best bum late entry looks to chase the crack pack
She’s taking a crack at bagging the top spot
Notts best bum competition got off to a flying start yesterday, with over 2000 people checking out the plumpest rumps in the East Midlands.
We thought the competition couldn’t get any fiercer until we received a last minute entry late last night.
Anna is entering the crack pack after 3rd year squat studies student Nelly Bumschlinger has already built up a convincing lead in the girl’s competition.
In the boys category, Steve Sidebottom is leading the way with a asstounding 46%.
Is Anna a contender? Vote below.
Anna Handsucker, 4th Year Rocket engineering
I don’t drink water, only vodka and orange juice
Nelly Bumschlinger, 3rd Year Squat studies with kardashianology
I’m a hooters waitress on Saturdays and a church choir soloist on sundays
Lacey Redbottom, 1st year Soft fruit management
I can sometimes twerk, it depends how much alcohol is involved
Peachy McBoots, 4th year Nottingham Forest studies with Herbology
I was born in a porsche 911
Sally Hintern, 3rd Year sheds, fences and erection management
I have been to both Southampton and Scunthorpe
Jade Buxom, PhD in light bondage studies
Me and Kimmy K have the same baby oil supplier
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Hugh Janus, 4th year Flatulence studies
I ignore sell by dates on yoghurt
Steve Sidebottom, 1st year theatre studies and waste management
I’m only 5″2 and I compensate by working out
Dan Bottomley, 3rd year Selfie studies
I once met the Chuckle Brothers on a night out
Keith Doublecheek, 2nd year Game show studies
I once lived in a yurt
Will Rearly, 3rd year Interpretive dance
I can rap look at me now by Busta Rhymes
Tom Kissentoosh, 2nd year Biscuit management
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