The F-off hill on The Downs is the worst thing about Notts
You lazy bastards
Tom Murray
Belligerent Notts locals stole second place with a strong 14.84 per cent of the vote, closely followed by student sweatbox- Forum nightclub, reaping a respectable 11.37%.
Surprise last place with a petty 3.3 per cent of the vote was the queue for Starbucks in Hallward but we can only assume this is because people are too busy looking for seats to stop for coffee.
Confirming everyone’s suspicions then, students are united in their embarrassing detestation of physical exertion on the most basic level. Here’s to us.
Stealth and Rescue Rooms named best club and live music venue for a safe night out in Notts
Bella FatherleyBoth venues have signed up to the Safe Space Pledge
Here’s what Spoons pitcher each University of Nottingham Halls would be
Claudia TylerAn ode to the two for £15 pitchers
New services in Nottingham set to improve treatment for drug and alcohol use
There will be increased options for those aged 18-25 who want advise and support around drug and alcohol use
CCTV images released after Nottingham student attacked and robbed at tram stop
Jasmeen ParmarThe student was placed in a headlock and left with a black eye
Save your pennies: The best food places in Notts with a student discount
Tegan MaassFor when you wanna make the most out of your student loan
Your official guide to the seven types of neighbours you’ll find in Lenton
Ella KeeneHave you figured out which ones you live next to yet?
‘I found a rat in my bed’: Notts students share their craziest stories from Freshers’ 2023
Grace RowleyHere’s to many more wild moments this year
Your complete and ultimate guide to the upcoming gigs in Nottingham this month
Lauren CawkwellFor all the music lovers out there
Kate Middleton is visiting Nottingham Trent Uni today to mark World Mental Health Day
Grace CampbellThe Princess of Wales will be speaking to members of staff and students about mental health
The seven types of Notts students you’ll come across during Freshers’ Week
How many have you spotted on campus?
These are the top 10 things you’re most likely to do as a Notts Fresher
Freddie StringerSome of these are actual cannon events…
The official A-Z of anything and everything that makes up a Notts freshers’ life
You’ll be a local in no time.
We’re recruiting! Here are 10 reasons why you should join The Tab Nottingham
Come to our open meeting from 5:30pm on the 5th of October at Mooch!
Breaking: Nottingham UCU calls off strikes for first week of term
The strikes were set to take place between Monday 25th and Friday 29th September
Both Nottingham unis rank in top 50 of The Times’ Good University Guide
However, both universities dropped in rank from 2023
Confirmed: Five days of strikes will take place at the University of Nottingham this month
The strikes mark the official end of the marking and assessment boycott
Student prices made available to all young people for Nottingham bus and tram travel
You must be aged between 19 and 21 to qualify
Nottingham student who died from heroin overdose ‘showed no signs’ of drug abuse at home
Gus Coombes was described as ‘lovely and articulate’ with ‘so much to give’
Nottingham student dies at university accommodation from ‘substance toxicity’
Omodolapo Bolinda was described as ‘an inspiration to everybody around her’
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera