Sheffield Clubbers of the Week – It’s Nice to be Nice Edition
Only wholesome content here
Oliver JonesSo, it's Tuesday, it's half past 6 and to be truthful with you ladies and gents, I've fucked it. Fucked it up harder than Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods rolled into one. Indeed, as the leader of the 'Free World' would put it. I have fucked it up "bigly".
In my infinite wisdom, I have left myself a very limited window of opportunity in my busy (insert sarcasm) social schedule during which I can write this article.
So now I come to you, sweating away like Hallam's head office when they heard the possibility of more staff strikes. Don't want fair pay and job security affecting those massive profit margins, do we?
In honour of my own stupidity, this week's effort will be a purer, more wholesome approach to Clubbers of the Week. No longer will shit Dele Alli celebrations be ridiculed, instead their 'uniqueness' will be applauded. So, for the first time in a Tab article, I find myself actively trying to create a better world. Knighthood incoming.
Nicest Hand Gesture of the Week
Fuck you too mate.
Nicest Group of Obviously Sober Lads of the Week
Yes, completely sober, nothing to see here.
Nicest Looking Bouncer of the Week
Corp's nice bouncers are yet to rival Leadmill for the title of nicest of nice bouncers.
Nicest Couple of the Week
At least, I hope they are a couple?
Nicest What the Fuck is Going on Here of the Week
I have so many questions.
Nicest Generic Photo from Crystal of the Week
Yes Crystal, photos like this do not make me want to come to your shitty club any more than usual.
The Best Ever Photobooth Photos, NICE!
How can you manage to take 4 photos so awful but different at the same time.
Nicest Coordinated Outfits of the Week
This is errrrr nice.
Nicest Break Up Photo of the Week
This photo leaves me wanting to know so much more.
Nicest Candid of the Week
Yea back to rinsing everyone next week being nice is no fun.
University of Sheffield’s Palestine society holds protest in Sheffield city centre
Max BoothThe protest was jointly organised by the University of Sheffield’s Palestine society and Sheffield Palestine solidarity campaign
Sheffield students resume campus occupations to protest university’s arms industry links
Will BaileyIt’s the first occupation of the academic year
Sheffield Hallam University calls off UCU strikes for the first week back
Amy VarleyThe move was announced in an email to students
University of Sheffield moves up rankings to 18th in UK, according to new league table
The university also ranked in the top five for eight subjects
Five days of strikes to hit both Sheffield universities for the start of term
The new dates fall at the end of September
Future Hallam student was left ‘in limbo’ after being told his grades were lost
The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
University of Sheffield is the best uni in the country, according to students
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
Self Esteem headlines cast of Sheffield stars receiving honorary degrees from the uni
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
University of Sheffield staff warn students could be affected as external examiners drafted in
14 members of staff from the University of Sheffield’s urban studies and planning department signed a letter
Sheffield University is giving £500 to students who are graduating without all their marks
Lia Freeman70 final year students will receive the one-off payment as ‘a gesture of goodwill’
Sheffield universities working with council to tackle rubbish from students moving out
Temporary additional waste collections are in place for 8000 properties
University of Sheffield students could receive empty certificates at graduation
Final marks for some students may not be available until after graduations have taken place
Why Sheffield remains the UK’s largest city without an official Pride event
It has been four years since the Steel City’s last official Pride event
University of Sheffield climbs eight places to rank top 20, according to new league tables
Hallam climbed three places to 63rd
Sheffield Hallam lecturers begin five more days of strike action after pay deductions
The university has deducted all pay from those taking part in the marking and assessment boycott
Confirmed: Both Sheffield universities to be hit by UCU marking boycott from today
The action calls for the boycott of all marking and assessment duties
Applications for The Sheffield Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN!
We’re recruiting a News Editor, Features Editor, and Social Media Editor
University of Sheffield paid private investigators £40,000 to look into student occupations
Phoebe KowhaiThe university has justified its actions by claiming other institutions do the same
Love Island winner Kai returning to Sheffield Hallam to teach an actual Love Island module
Kai got one of his three degrees at Hallam
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera