13 things you’ll only understand if you go to Sussex Uni
You’re not alone.
Liam EvansArundel is bigger on the inside
Oh Arundel… What are you like
The transexual busdriver makes the 25 acceptable
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
You don’t know why there are glass boxes on the 2nd floor of the library
The never ending mystery of the library
“Management get out, we know what you’re all about” & “Cuts, job losses, money for the bosses” are the most annoying lyrics since Rebecca Blacks ‘Friday’
You got to admit though, it’s kind of catchy
You question why there are family flats in East Slope
This is no place to raise a child
Dissertation Dash is another excuse for a piss-up
Distertation dash, more like dissertation lash
The weights room in the gym has more testosterone than a fight between Danny Dyer and Arnie
Pump that iron big boy
The Asian community run the launderette
Is a ‘whites-only wash’ racist?
When you live on campus, your alarm on the weekend is whenever Brighton kick off at the Amex
Seeeaaagguullssss
Free tea & toast from the Christians until 2am every Thursday
8pm predrink, 11pm head into town, 1am chunder, 1.45am free tea and toast… classic Thursday
The Co-op secret security man is no secret
Master of disguise
You are king of hiding your drink/food from the library staff/snitches
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife
Cocktail night always escalates
From this…
How civilised…
To this…
WTF happened?
Student forced to drop out after their university was unable to fund a sign language interpreter
Emily SmithThe Brighton student said: ‘It’s devastating. I’m trying to remain strong and positive and just try to fight it as best I can’
Applications to join The Sussex Tab’s editorial team are now open
Eleanor GermanyApplications close on Sunday 16th April
Sussex University students to be given £50 fines if caught drinking on Brighton beach
Some students have already called the ban ‘ridiculous’
Here are the acts performing at Brighton Pride this year
The Grammy award-winning Black Eyed Peas will be headlining
Sussex Student Union to hold All Members’ Meeting
Here’s everything you need to know about the event
Here’s how you can support those affected by the Turkey and Syria earthquakes as a Sussex student
‘It’s upsetting to see the news whilst being so far from home’
The UCU has released all 18 strike dates for Sussex University
The 18 days of strike action will take place between February 1st and March 22nd
University of Sussex staff set to strike for 18 days this term
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking
Your guide to Brighton’s best date spots this cuffing season
Molly MacfarlaneEverything you need to impress your future significant other
Meet the Sussex rugby team tackling Movember
‘It is okay not to be okay, talking to others about your struggles is not a weakness’
How to spot the signs and tackle seasonal depression as a Sussex student
Chloe RedmanWith the shorter days approaching and summer officially over, it’s very common to experience seasonal depression
The student musicians taking over the Brighton music scene
Kate LuOn the hunt for new music? Look no further
‘One of our parties ended with someone peeing in my wardrobe’: Sussex students worst halls horror stories
Mercedes DangFrom secret crushes to peeing in wardrobes, we’ve seen it all
University of Sussex lecturers will be striking for three days this month
Strikes will be held on the 24th, 25th and 30th November
We asked Sussex’s international students about their biggest culture shocks
Beans on toast advocate til I die x
Alina Zubair
All the Midnight lyrics that perfectly sum up the Sussex student experience
Nothing more relatable than “I’m the problem, it’s me”
A complete guide of options to help Sussex Uni students with the cost of living crisis
From bursaries and access to hardship funds to pay what you can supermarkets on campus
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera