Forget your deadlines, here’s Sussex clubbers of the week
Alcohol is the best from of procrastination
Rosie BettisIt's week five of university and we are all sat here thinking the same thing: How the fuck is it week five? The deadlines are rolling in and you're starting to question why you're still going out like it's freshers' week. Well if you're going to procrastinate do it properly, right?
You lot got tipsy at Trash, plastered at Patterns and of course, absolutely hammered at Haunt. This week also saw The Groov Collective host yet another epic takeover at Volks, raising an impressive £600 for the Sussex Rugby Injured Players Foundation and Mind.
You know how it goes, tag your mates if they have won a category this week!
"What you looking at" of the week
Is he wearing two hats?
Let your hair down of the week
Groovers of the week
Got them mooooves
Coolest jacket of the week
Cheeky wink of the week
Hello ladies
"Pull yourself together mate" of the week
Haha his mate on the right is like wtf
Eyeballs of the week
I see you
Cute moment of the week
I don't know what is happening here
boogie buddies
Gang signs and prayers of the week
Stormzy would be proud
"Oh heeeeeeey" of the week
Sliding into those DMs
act natural x
Quirky clubbers of the week
'Lads' of the week
Cutie of the week
Awh x
Why are you pointing at me of the week
Sliding into your DM's of the week
"Sip sip bish" of the week
Blonde besties of the week
Donuters of the week
Snapchatters of the week
Best club scene of the week
Awkwardest clubber of the week
cringing
Lad of the week
Oi Oi
Raver of the week
Grin of the week
Coolest DJ's of the week
dynamic duo
Wallies of the week
Well they weren't difficult to find
Cereal munchers of the week
He needs some milk
Nibble of the week
Ouch
Peace out of the week
Slip of the week
no paps pls x
Specs of the week
Lingard pose of the week
it's coming home
Fat Poppadaddy’s and Secret Discotheque photos courtesy of The Haunt
Trash Mondays photos by MXL Media and Inyaear
Epik Wednesday's courtesy of Pryzm
C U Next Tuesday courtesy of Rox Promotions
Donuts photos courtesy of Green Door Store
The Groov Collective photos courtesy of Frankie Fitch-Bunce
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