BEST CUMS 2014: Can you identify these orgasms?
Play our interactive game and match the faces of these climaxing students to their orgasmic moans.
The TabFrom phwoargasm to snoregasm: Cambridge students sent in their climax snaps and sounds, and we’ve picked the best ones. But whose is whose?
Can you match these Cantabs to their cumshots?
Laurence, reading Classics
Laurence struggles daily with his desires for Miley Cyrus
The Sleepy Rabbit:
Olivia, reading Psychology
Olivia knows by heart the entire oeuvre of Quentin Tarantino
The Strangled Warbler:
Yvonne, reading ASNAC
Yvonne once forgot to feed her hamster and it starved to death
The Tired Rhino:
Erin, reading Maths and Nathaniel, reading Natural Sciences
Erin and Nathaniel share a love of deep shag carpets, stories which contain regicide, and loose jazz
The Surprised Vole:
Richard, reading English
Richard enjoys competitive knitting
The Charging Penguin:
Daphne, reading History
Daphne still believes in Father Christmas
The Cambridge Student:
Max, reading Linguistics
Max is a junior spelling bee champion, and intends to vote UKIP
The Gelded Horse:
Click to play the game and match the orgasm faces to the noises!
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